presents...
Once upon a time in a Magical Kingdom
Toy Bonnie: Hattington, I get you're from
BattleBlock Theater and all but this is
not a Sequel or Remake, we can just do
an opening Narration
Who Cares!?, I prefer a Storyline!
Toy Bonnie: Opening Narration!
Storyline!
Toy Bonnie:
*Punches Narrator*
The Super Shrmy Movie
In Toad Town
Wiggler: Ok Baby Yoshi. Hold the nail
Wiggler: Steady....Steady...
*Accidentally
throws hammer up*
Wiggler: I'll go get another hammer
*Hammer lands lands on Wiggler*
Wiggler: YEEOWCH!!
*Slips and Falls
off Roof*
Wiggler:
*Lands on Luigi's Car*
*Chimney collapses onto Wiggler*
Baby Yoshi: I'll call the Hospital
Luigi:
*Comes outside* WHAT THE HECK??!!
Luigi: I left my Phone in my Car
*Notices
a Squished Wiggler under the Chimney*
Luigi: Wiggler, get off-a my car!
Mario:
*Sigh* *Dials Phone*
Luigi: I'm going out for a walk, see you later
Meanwhile
Luigi: It's such a fresh day outside
Goombella: Hey Luigi!
Goombella: The Birds are chirping,
The Sky is clear and there's Iggy Koopa
kissing Isabelle
Luigi: Goombella!
Goombella: Another day at the Library
Luigi: Look, it's Toad's Maple Tree
Goombella:
*Trips*
Luigi:
*Catches Goombella*
*Love Music*
Luigi: Heh heh...
Goombella: Heh heh
*About
to kiss Luigi*
Toad: Hey Luigi!
Luigi: GAAAAH!!
Toad: What are you doing?
Goombella: Uhh...
Luigi: Sidewalk Dancing!
Luigi:
*Dances*
Toad: Ok then
Goombella: Yeesh, Luigi...what happened
to the Chimney?
Luigi: It Collapsed...
Toad: Saw the Wreckage and Wiggler
being carried into the Hospital
Back at Mario's House
Mario: We have a lot of Fixing to do
Luigi: Can we do it later?
Mario: You can do it know
*Phone Rings*
Luigi:
*Answers Phone*
Peach: Hey Mario....
Luigi: It's Luigi...
Peach: Hey Luigi, can you and Mario
come over to a "Speech" my father is
giving
Luigi: Ok then!
Luigi: Mario, get the car keys!!!
Mario: I'm lazy!
Luigi: Oh and you done that to me!
Mario: Let's just use Wiggler's 2-Seated
Motorcycle
Luigi: Are you sure he won't notice?
Mario: I'm sure!
Laytor
Toad:
*Waters Flowers*
*Motorcycle runs by*
Toad: You almost hit my Petunias!!!
Mario: Here we go!
Luigi: I think we should save this for
racing Tournaments!!!
Mario: Who cares!
Luigi: I do!, whatever you do...
DON'T GO FAST!
Mario:
*Goes Fast*
Luigi: Mario!, What if you hit someone!!??
Mario: I had'nt thought about that
Morton:
*Gets Run over*
Mario: Meh...
Mario: I'll slow down
Mario: Crap...THERE'S A HOT DOG
STUCK IN THE BRAKE!
Luigi: OH NO!!
At the Hospital
Wiggler:
*Accidentally Drops
hot dog on button*
*Bed Squishes Wiggler*
At Toad Town
Mario: HOLD ON TIGHT!!
Luigi: GAAAAAH!!!
In a Cake Shop
Chef Toad:
*Makes Cake*
Mario & Luigi:
*Goes through Cake*
Chef Toad: WHERE'D IT GO!?
Mario: Make it stop!
Luigi: We need to stop it!
*Motorcycle jumps River*
Luigi: We're almost at the Castle!!
*Motorcycle hits Brick*
Mario & Luigi:
*Launch toward window*
Peach: The Speech is about to-
*Mario and Luigi land on Window*
Peach: GAAAAH!!
Laytor
Mushroom King: I'm declaring a State
of emergency!
All: GASP
Mushroom King: THE BACON FACTORY
CLOSED!
Mario: We almost died in a Motorcycle
accident for a Speech about a Abondened
Bacon Factory?
Luigi: Really?
Mushroom King: Without Bacon...there's
no Bacon!!!
9:00 PM
Mushroom King: And that's my Bacon
Address!
Peach: Ok then...
Mushroom King: Now let me tell you
about-
Peach: That's all Dad!
Peach: Sorry about my Dad,
Mario...he can complain sometimes...
Luigi: Why do i never get attention?
KABOOOOOM!
Luigi:
*Leaves* Nobody
needs me...
Iggy: Hello Princess!
*Shoots
Net*
Mushroom King:
*Gets Caught in
Net*
Iggy: GWAHAHAHA!!!
Iggy:
*Uses Scepter*
Mario: RUN PEACH!!
Peach:
*Runs*
Mario:
*Runs*
Iggy: COME BACK HERE!!!
Mario: To the Kitchen!!
In the Castle Kitchen
Iggy: It's then end of BOTH of You!
Peach: GO AWAY!!
*Squirts Hot
Sauce into Iggy's Eyes*
Iggy: OH GAWD!!, IT BURRRNS!!!!
Iggy:
*Falls down a Flight of Stairs*
Iggy: Where's my Glasses!?
Iggy: Cheater! Cheater! Cheater!
Iggy:
*Puts on Glasses*
Mario:
*Punches Iggy in the Face*
Iggy:
*Falls out Window and Lands on Car*
Iggy: Ugggh...
Peach: Thank you Mario!
*Kisses Mario*
Luigi: I wish i was noticible...
At an Ice Cream Parlor
E. Gadd: What's wrong Luigi?
Luigi: I wish People can notice
me, I want the credit
Boshi: Luigi, you should learn to
speak up for yourself and stop
being a baby
???: To me, you're noticible
Luigi: Huh?
Goombella: I know how you
feel Luigi
Luigi: Goombella?
Goombella: yes Luigi
*Leaves*
Luigi: It's great to be Luigi
At King Boo's Mansion
King Boo:
*Looks at Orb*
King Boo: The Preposterous and
Sadistic Iggy Koopa is defeated
again!
King Boo: Heh heh...I'll show
them on who's the true villain!
King Boo: BOOTLER!!
Bootler: Yes, your Majesty
King Boo: Give me the Gem
of Control...
Bootler: Here you go
King Boo: Whoever has this
Gem can get the key to Ultimate
Power!
King Boo: And i'm using it!
King Boo:
*Places Gem*
King Boo: YOU'RE MINE THE
MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!
King Boo: GWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
King Boo:
*Coughs* Mi mi
mi mi miii
*Uses Mouthspray*
King Boo: GWAHAHAHAHA!!!
The Next Day
Luigi: Mario!
Wiggler: Mario is with Peach today
Luigi:
*Sigh*
Rumble
Wiggler: That was'nt my Tummy
Rumble
Wiggler: But that was
Earthquake
Baby Yoshi: RUN AROUND AND PANIC!!
*Rumbling Stops*
Luigi: What the?
*Laser shoots up into the Sky*
Goombella: WHAT'S HAPPENING!?
Rumble
*Laser Makes Void*
*Boos come out of Void*
Luigi: Boos!?
King Boo: HELLO MUSHROOM KINGDOMERS!
Luigi: I'm going to the Town Square!
In the Town Square
King Boo: All of you are scared, huh?
King Boo: Well guess what!?, i'm your
new ruler!
Mushroom King: No you're not!
King Boo: Oh, i forgot
*Traps Mushroom
King in Magical Bottle*
Peach: Daddy!!
King Boo: GWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Luigi: King Boo is gonna take over
the Mushroom Kingdom...
Goombella: Holy
*Censor Bleep*
Laytor
Luigi: Operation Boobuster!
Luigi: I'm going to infiltrate King Boo's
Mansion and stopping him!
Goombella: But we need more
Luigi: I know who to call
*Dials Phone*
Iggy:
*Answers Phone* Hyello?
Luigi: Iggy...CAN YOU HELP US
IN STOPPING KING BOO'S EVIL
PLOT!?
Iggy: Nope
Goombella: I know, But what if he takes
over?, you'll have no world to conquer
Iggy: 0_0...You called the Right Koopa genius!
Laytor
Iggy: The 3 of us cannot pull it off
alone!, we need more!
Mario: Luigi, let's do it!
Luigi: I know more People
Baby Yoshi: I'm in!
Peach: I wanna stop him!
Toad: Let's do it!
Mario: Let's go on to his Mansion!
Luigi: But Mario-
Mario: Let's go!
In SpookyBoo Forest
Luigi: Anyone got a Hairpin
or something we can unlock
this door with
Iggy: I have an Idea
*Unlocks
Door using Fang*
Mario: Smart
Peach: The Main Hallway
Toad: It's Probably Packed
with Boos!
Goombella: Let's go through the
Air Vent!
In the Air Vent
Luigi: Mario, I wanna tell you that-
Mario: Shush!
Iggy:
*Opens Duct*
Peach: King Boo's Office!
Luigi: The Gemstone is not there...
Toad: In the Throne Room
Iggy:
*Opens Duct*
Mario: Watch your tail, Iggy!
Iggy: The Gem
*Marioverse Character Chain*
King Boo: Well well well
Luigi: OH NO!!
King Boo: GET THEM!
All:
*Run*
Luigi: Through this Door!
*Boo Horde gets closer*
Peach: IT'S JAMMED!!
Iggy:
*Bashes Door*
Mario: Luigi, you go-
Luigi: You know what?, I'M TIRED
OF LIVING IN YOU SHADOW AND
BEING KNOWN AS THE LESSER
BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: ...I d-did'nt know...
Mario: I'm sorry Luigi
Peach: THEY'RE COMING!
Mario: Goodbye...
*Runs Toward
Boos*
Luigi: MAAAAAARIO!!!
*Boos stuff Mario in Painting*
Iggy:
*Bashes Door open*
Iggy: MAKE A RUN FOR IT!!
2 Days Laytor
Peach:
*Cries*
Toad: We need to stop King Boo!
Peach: Let's go
Iggy: GO!?, after what happened to Mario!?
Iggy: We just...i agree with Peach...Let's go
Luigi:
*Holds Poltergust 4000* Let's
go!
At King Boo's Mansion
Luigi:
*Goes through Window*
Toad: We have make it...
Peach: At least we're safe on the Second
Floor
Luigi: Crap!, Boos!
Toad: We're trapped!
*Floor Cracks*
Iggy: Uhh...Guys?
*Floor Collapses*
Luigi: We're safe
Toad:
*Stuck under Wood Planks*
Toad: HELP!!!!
*Boos get Toad*
Toad: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Luigi: Toad!
Baby Yoshi: Let's go!
All:
*Run*
Baby Yoshi:
*Trips*
*Boos grab Baby Yoshi*
Baby Yoshi: No!
*Boos drag Baby Yoshi away*
Luigi:
*Cries*
Peach: We lost 2...
Goombella: Let's keep going...
*Poltergust 4000 falls into Hole*
Peach: I'll get it
*Goes down hole*
Peach: here
Iggy: CRAP!, BOOS!
Peach: I can't get out!!
Luigi: I can't reach!
Iggy: I'm going down!
Iggy:
*Boosts Peach out*
Luigi: We can't get you out Iggy!
Iggy: Well...GO!
Iggy: And take care of the Princess...Luigi
All:
*Run*
Iggy: GO AWAY!!! GAAH!!!
Goombella:
*Sigh*
Peach: We lost Iggy...
Goombella: The only way to get
there is to jump the gap...
Luigi:
*Jumps*
Goombella:
*Jumps*
Peach: Ok...
*Balcony Falls*
Luigi: PEACH!!
Goombella: We lost so much...Toad
...Baby Yoshi...Iggy Koopa...Peach...
Boo 1: GET THEM!
*Luigi and Goombella get seperated*
Luigi: Oh no...
Luigi: There's a Large amount of Boos
in the Main Hallway...I'm going!
Luigi: -_-
*Uses Poltergust 4000 on Boo*
Luigi:
*Walks to Throne Room*
King Boo: Luigi...Luigi...Luigi...
King Boo: Take a Seat...and put the Vacumm
Down...
Luigi: Hmmph...
King Boo: I see you accomplished so much
King Boo: But there's more...An Explosive
Desert...A IQ Game Show...Reprised roles...
King Boo: Even there's more...A Destroyed
Robot...A Man and Woman reuniting...A New
Shipping
King Boo: But maybe i should make
a change!, Taking over the Mushroom
Kingdo-
Luigi: I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!!
*Uses
Poltergust 4000*
King Boo: Heh heh!, It does'nt work!
*Fireball flies by*
Iggy: YOU'RE GIVING UP ALREADY!?
Peach: Luigi!, you're a Hero!
Baby Yoshi: You cannot give up!
Toad: We have to beat him!
Goombella: As the Main Cast!
Luigi: How!?
Iggy: I managed to Outrun the Horde
Peach: I landed on a Bed
Goombella: I went into the vents
Baby Yoshi: I just kicked
Toad: I got saved by Baby Yoshi
Iggy: All together!
All: WE'LL STOP YOU KING BOO!!
Peach:
*Stomps King Boo*
Iggy:
*Bites King Boo*
Luigi:
*Uses Poltergust 4000*
King Boo: NOOOOOOOOOO!!
*Gets
Captured*
Luigi:
*Grabs Gem of Control*
Luigi:
*Uses Gem on Mario Painting*
Mario: LUIGI!
Luigi: MARIO!
Peach: Oh, we're forgetting something
*Mushroom King comes out of
Bottle*
Mushroom King: I'm free!!!!!
Luigi: Now let's restore order...
*Shatters
Gem of Control*
*Gem shoots Laser*
Peach: All Peaceful...
On a Cruise Ship
And so...everything was
Peaceful...
Luigi:
*Throws Poltergust 4000 into the Ocean*
The Super Shroomy Stories...how it's
a grea-YOU KNOW WHAT!!?
*BattleBlock Theater Finale Level Music*
Luigi: Turn your wifi
Log into the MarioBoards
Iggy: AND GET READY FOR THE FANFICTIONS
OF A LIFETIME!!!
All:
The Super Shroomy Stories!
Bust some heads!
Read a Fanfic
and laugh your head off!
What's down there now?
A New fanfic!
Laugh your head off
again and again, uh huh!
The Super Shroomy Stories
Touch in a Luck!
Vote on a Poll and see who won!
Show your friend, watch them
laugh!
read a fanfic and laugh again!
The Super Shroomy Stories
*Gem of Control Glows*
*Gem of Control makes a Laser*
*Laser reads "100 FANFICTIONS!"*
The End
In Memory of Chiflis Von Nokonoko,
For you will be cherished in The Super
Shroomy Stories
Luigi:
*Sits down*
Luigi:
*Stares at Picture of the Main
Cast*