Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

Extreme premature aging caused by binge exposure to the sun. It even seared through a section on Mario's overalls.
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This Shy Guy is definitely not shy about itself. Let's hope it's shy to souls though.
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Donkey Kong looks a little TOO interested in something...
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Luigi enters his mansion. Later, a Toad walks inside and finds this on the floor.
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Baby Mario and Baby Luigi should really consider this as their special item next time in Double Dash.
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Well, time to mention things in the list of Mario rumors page about Luigi's hanging. This is surefire evidence.

Dear god, what did Bowser do to Hammer Bro.?
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I am not a happy ape.
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O.o
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There will never be a scalier Bowser.
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Waluigi will have no problem winning the bowling tourney since he'll just scare away the competition.
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Oh, now they have FIRE variants of these abominations! Apparently, the demand is just INSANE for these figures.
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Purple is the new black.
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My god, nothing about this image feels right.
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Now, some official renders.

The enemy designers from Yoshi's Story need to be fired.

This is a snake.
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Whatever the hell this thing is.
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Toy Chica said:
Bowser really needs some lotion there.
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Maybe he tried applying it, but some of it went to his eyes.

Lumastar said:
1. He reminds me of Arthur.

2. I've seen much worse, but HE needs to put on some weight.

3. That nose...

4. He looks kind of like his RPG incarnation. I'm more concerned about those horns.
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Arthur is now part of the Mario canon? The Donkey Kong one isn't too bad, but c'mon, that doesn't look like him. The Daisy one does have a stupid nose, but it's its eyes. Urgggh.

So, it's not like his RPG incarnation is much better anyway.
 
Oh look the return of the 7-hat Waluigi.