Continue the story.

Under Chrom was Ridley, who was so injured that he couldn't be playable in SSB4, despite Sakuri's Intentions to make him playable. "It's a secret to everyone." He said to the travellers as he handed them stacks of cash.
 
Sakurai said she would have to prove herself. "Show me your best moves," he said.
 
Ninelevendo said:
She did the legendary move "Direct", which involves doing the Iwata sign for Nintendo Directs.

(MY SPOTLIGHT. GABBY BELONGS TO ME)
Gabby did a flipkick, then she threw Goombas in the air, then she got out a sword, and sliced them, then she got out a smash ball, attacked it, and did her best final smash...


She transformed into her own type of super form, *cough cough* Orange colored *cough cough*
and attacked bob-ombs, then her eyes flashed, and the next thing you know, they were sliced and defused.

"Did I get in?"
 
It turns out Sakuris was trolling her and had ran away during that demonstration.


If you put yourself in a story, expect others to do something stupid with it.
 
"WRONG! Karma doesn't exist!"
Sakurai escaped. He continued production of SSB4...
The End.
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There's been an update to the rules.

Itsfreakinludwig said:
Someone types a sentence or paragraph to begin a story. The next one to post continues the story with something to match, or something that doesn't. You can't post twice in a row. When someone thinks the story should end, type something saying so like "The End". And then start a new story. One story should be at least 15 posts long. If someone has already started a new story, do not start another right after until it is over.
One day, in a forest, a little kitten was walking by. He was then hit in the head with a golf ball. The ball was sent by...
 
Mario. He chased after the ball only to find the kitten.

"Whats-a wrong, kitty?"

The kitten looked at the golf ball.

"Oh, Im-a so sorry! I'll take-a care of you!"

He took the kitten home after golf. This is where the story gets better