Freakworld's Let's Plays

[freakworld]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

I am afraid that wouldn't be the same as witnessing it firsthand.

Just imagine it as your worst nightmare that punches you in the face in the morning when you realize it's real.

 

[Crackin355]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

Some of the descriptions you come up with are kind of clever lol

 

[2257]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

Your irrational hatred for this game is hilarious.

arent you the same guy who enjoyed metroid: other m

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

Your irrational hatred for this game is hilarious.

arent you the same guy who enjoyed metroid: other m

well, other m's gameplay still is enjoyable, but dear god, the portrayal of samus is terrible. if not for that, its pretty good. sticker star is kind of the same, except that there are multiple small things that piss people off instead of one big thing, like in other M.(well, having no partners is a big thing, but not as big as ruining an entire character.) I don't quite understand why people keep going on about how terrible these games are. (also, I really don't know who shulk is. should i be ashamed of myself?)

 

[2257]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

metroid other m doesn't have good gameplay, it has passible gameplay that looks good next to the atrocious everything else. compared to the gameplay of the actually good metroid games, from which there was no reason to deviate, it looks like utter trash. aside from that, the gameplay barely matters since the game is like 25% cutscenes

they had a working formula with metroid prime and they fucked it up on purpose because yoshio sakamoto wanted to be a storyteller without bothering to learn how to tell a decent story. completely unforgivable

 

[GalacticPetey]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

There's one good thing about Other M. This rendition of Ridley's theme.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

metroid other m doesn't have good gameplay, it has passible gameplay that looks good next to the atrocious everything else. compared to the gameplay of the actually good metroid games, from which there was no reason to deviate, it looks like utter trash. aside from that, the gameplay barely matters since the game is like 25% cutscenes

they had a working formula with metroid prime and they fucked it up on purpose because yoshio sakamoto wanted to be a storyteller without bothering to learn how to tell a decent story. completely unforgivable

And on top of that they declared Metroid Prime non-canon.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

I guess the only sensible thing one can do in this situation is to declare sakamoto non-canon.

 

[Vommack]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

My head canon still holds that Other M is a pile of *bleep* that never really existed.

I don't get why they don't just release a game after Fusion anyways, Other M created lots of contradictions and didn't actually clear anything up.

 

[DragonFreak]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

The only Metroid games I played was Zero Mission and Fusion. I also find these 3D Metroid games to look weird.

 

[freakworld]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

GOD AM I PISSED RIGHT NOW

Day 4 coming soon.

I hope.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

Or just make a Metroid Prime 4 that just retcons the Prime games into the canon and also retcons Other M out of existence.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

GOD AM I PISSED RIGHT NOW

Day 4 coming soon.

I hope.

American pissed or British pissed?

The latter might actually help you get through the game.

 

[freakworld]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

American pissed or British pissed?

Pissed like in Urine.

 

[Vommack]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

Or just make a Metroid Prime 4 that just retcons the Prime games into the canon and also retcons Other M out of existence.

Yeah. But also put it after Fusion.

Well, I'm thinking there's a Metroid game in the works anyways, so we'll just have to wait and see.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

American pissed or British pissed?

Pissed like in Urine.

That's not good. You should probably stop playing and go to the bathroom.

 

[freakworld]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

EVERYBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT METROID OTHER M FOR SOME REASON WHEN SUDDENLY, FREAKWORLD APPEARED AND BROUGHT FORTH A NEW TALE OF ANGER AND DEPRESSION:

Day 4

Spoiler

I enter W1-6.

Man, what a ripoff of previous Paper Mario's first castles.

The level itself is relatively uneventful, in fact it's pretty good I suppose. UNTIL OF COURSE

THE BOSS.

So I vaguely recall that you had to use the trumpet that was lying around in front of the battle arena to beat him.

But of course, because I'm me, I run into him anyways and see if I can deal damage without. Of course not.

But then again, I fucken disagree with this game. So I gather up all the stuff I have, make it into stickers and come back.

Yeah, take that mother fuckin' Goomboss rip-off.

So I casually strip him down from 90 to about 10 HP. Then he does some attacks, and because of my amazing dodge and calculation skills, I have exactly 1 HP LEFT, when I give him the finishing blow.

Or so I thought.

OF COURSE THOUGH, HE COMES BACK WITH EXACTLY ONE HEALTH POINT, AND DOES AN ATTACK THAT DOES 1 HEALTH POINT DAMAGE ON ME EVEN WHEN DODGED, AND I DIE. THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN DYING TO TUBBA BLUBBA AFTER BEATING HIS HEART, THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN DYING ON THE FIRST LEVEL OF SUPER MARIO BROS.

IT'S LITERALLY THE BOTTOM OF A BARREL FULL OF DIARRHEA.

After screaming for like 5 minutes, I try one more time. Beat the fucking noob.

Bitch I'm too fabulous for that, now gtfo of my way.

Progress: https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYQHAAABAADtU2yUFKmdCQ

Now what's worse, having beaten 1/5 of the game, or have 4 soulcrushing 1/5s in front of you?

 

[Lumastar]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

I told you that the rest of the game is better. Just you wait and see.

Also, check the fizzy sand.

 

[Pyro]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

You are just eternally angry about this game. Chill out

 

[freakworld]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

ALERT ALERT

I'M BUSY THE NEXT FEW DAYS SO EXPECT THE NEXT UPDATE TO COME NEVER SUNDAY OR MONDAY.

kthxbai

 

[Specific Neptune]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

you poor puppy you've had to put up with PMSS

 

[2257]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

i bet hes gonna be "busy" in therapy

 

[freakworld]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star

i bet hes gonna be "busy" in therapy

Yeah they said they're gonna do a few tests with me and asked me if I have an allergy to experimental drugs.

 

[freakworld]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star (ITS STILL HAPPENING)

INTERSECTION:

Spoiler

Update coming today.

 

[freakworld]

Re: Freakworld plays Paper Mario: Sticker Star (ITS STILL HAPPENING)

Day 5:

Spoiler

Wanted to get this shit over with real quick.

So I got out the weapons. Shouldn't have problems with battles ever again.

2-1 is like the most boring level ever.

So I spedrun it in exactly 2:11 mins. Cool.

After that I was already fed up again.

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYQHAAABAACNUKEoBCFqjw

Next Time: Freakworld is forced to drink high-caffeine cola by this game!