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[Driftmaster130]

Player 1: *tells a random joke* (it can be lame or seriously funny, no hardcore ones)
Player 2: *rates on a scale of 1/0 as how funny they thought it was, tells another*

A 5 year old boy is walking home from school with his 17-year old sister, who is eating ice cream.

Boy: Can I have some of that ice cream?
Girl: No.
Boy: Please?
Girl: No. (tries to change subject) By the way, what did you learn in school today?
Boy: Sharing.

 

[New Super Mario]

5

Two scientists walk into a bar.

The first one asks the waiter, "Can I have some H20?"

The second one asks the waiter, "Can I have some H20, too?"

The second scientist dies.

 

[Boo Diddly]

4/10

Mario: Luigi, Where's the pizza
Luigi:What pizza? Mother Bear's Pizza?
Mario:Yush
Luigi:I gave it to Sesi Chain Chomp.
Mario:GAY LUIGI! GAY LUIGI! GAY LUIGI! GAY LUIGI! GAY LUIGI! GAY LUIGI! GAY LUIGI!

 

[Driftmaster130]

1/10

Two peanuts walk into a bar, one got assaulted.

 

[Boo Diddly]

1/10


Posh:Hey what is posh + Boo?
Brosh: Drunk

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

2/10


Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar... and doesn't.

 

[Boo Diddly]

3/10


: Mario i'm hungry!
: What do you dumb dino want?
: Maio
: *bleep*
: *Eats Mario*

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

0/10


I find chemistry jokes prephosphorus.

 

[Boo Diddly]

0/10 lame.

: Peachy Peachy Peachy Peachy Peachy Pea...
: SHUT THE *BLEEP* UP!!!

 

[YuruNex]

0.5/10

A guy walks into a bar, and he says "Ow!"

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Sorry, abandon thread. We don't need people who make shit jokes.

 

[Boo Diddly]

0.5/10

A guy walks into a bar, and he says "Ow!"

0/10


Luigi: Mario! i found Pizza!
Mario:*Eats it* Cool what is it?
Luigi:Peporonni
*Mario explodes in spicyness*

 

[YuruNex]

Is that even a joke?


Person A: Ugly begins with u
Person B: Too bad Rough Surface ends with Ur Face :P