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Driftmaster130

Driftmaster130

Rest in Peace, Walkazo
Player 1: *tells a random joke* (it can be lame or seriously funny, no hardcore ones)
Player 2: *rates on a scale of 1/0 as how funny they thought it was, tells another*

A 5 year old boy is walking home from school with his 17-year old sister, who is eating ice cream.

Boy: Can I have some of that ice cream?
Girl: No.
Boy: Please?
Girl: No. (tries to change subject) By the way, what did you learn in school today?
Boy: Sharing.
 
5

Two scientists walk into a bar.

The first one asks the waiter, "Can I have some H20?"

The second one asks the waiter, "Can I have some H20, too?"

The second scientist dies.
 
4/10

Mario: Luigi, Where's the pizza
Luigi:What pizza? Mother Bear's Pizza?
Mario:Yush
Luigi:I gave it to Sesi Chain Chomp.
Mario:GAY LUIGI! GAY LUIGI! GAY LUIGI! GAY LUIGI! GAY LUIGI! GAY LUIGI! GAY LUIGI!
 
1/10

Two peanuts walk into a bar, one got assaulted.
 
Is that even a joke?


Person A: Ugly begins with u
Person B: Too bad Rough Surface ends with Ur Face :P
 
4/10

behold, the biggest joke in this thread

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7/10

What education do you need to become a store greeter?

A high school diploma.
 
6/10
A man walks into a bar and buys 5 drinks. The bartender asks "What's wrong?" The man tells him what is wrong "My son came out of the closet." The bartender consoles him and the man leaves. The next day the man comes back and buys 10 drinks. "What's wrong" the bartender asks again. "My brother came out of the closet today" the man told him. The bartender consoled the man and the man left. The next day the man comes back and buys 20 drinks. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The bartender asks. "My wife" the man replied.
 
7/10

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
 
1/10

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it's a rhetorical question.
 
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