Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Because it's all just a dream.

What is the definition of the letter "A"?
 
Something that we will never understand.

Why is outer space cold?
 
Because she's actually Mario with a Fire Flower.

How is she Mario if Mario is a Goomba who is-?
 
It makes him a worker at the Large Hadron Collider.

Is Toad on to something?
 
You're the one I need.

Why do I think Yoshi eggs are actually crap?
 
Only on Sundays.

Is today tuesday?
 
Play New Super Mario Bros. 2.

Or any Mario game for that matter.

Do you think chewing on Luigi's cap tastes good?
 
Yes, but because he thought all the naturopathy being taught made him so mad, he applied for Smash Bros. academy.

Does Luigi's hat taste like mint chocolate chip?
 
I don't know, but the best part about them is the sound they make when they stop.

Do the Koopalings even know their namesakes?
 
:waluigi: refuses to comment.

Bowser requests your social security number, name, address, phone number, and email.
 
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