Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Because it's all just a dream.

What is the definition of the letter "A"?
 
Something that we will never understand.

Why is outer space cold?
 
Because she's actually Mario with a Fire Flower.

How is she Mario if Mario is a Goomba who is-?
 
It makes him a worker at the Large Hadron Collider.

Is Toad on to something?
 
You're the one I need.

Why do I think Yoshi eggs are actually crap?