Your headcanons

You just don't like DK so you say he's brain damaged.
 
He sounds brain-damaged, but I guess I'm not helping either by targeting him in Smash Bros.

Not my fault that he chose to wear a flesh sprout on his head though.
 
Thats the shape of his head!
 
Brain damage isn't necessarily permanent. That's why both DK and Cranky spoke fine in Konga, whichever one you believe to be the DK from 64.
 
Mcmadness said:
Thats the shape of his head!
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Doesn't excuse him from his stupid-looking demeanor.

SiFi said:
Brain damage isn't necessarily permanent. That's why both DK and Cranky spoke fine in Konga, whichever one you believe to be the DK from 64.
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Donkey kong still acts and looks like that way, so, uh...
 
Oh somehow I wasn't aware of this page I just clicked the "new" next to the topic title and meant to reply to this post at the end of the last one:
Glitchy said:
SiFi said:
Mario Party Σ said:
I think Donkey Kong is always brain damaged.
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But the point is that in the Country games he's speaking proper English while by 64 he's saying things like "Donkey all confused". You can say he was brain damaged in Country 1 and if that's the case then he was more brain damaged in 64.

Though it's a different DK, your idea certainly brings this incident to mind.
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But Cranky Kong speaks in perfect English.
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Also shut up DK is the Mario character every other Mario character should strive to be.
 
I think DK is pretty smart as far as kongs go.
 
Goombas are master sports players. Thats why they don't play in Mario sports as they'd dominate.

Baseball they are deliberately holding back.
 
Mcmadness said:
I think DK is pretty smart as far as kongs go.
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I think every other Kong, even Chunky, is smarter than him.

Mcmadness said:
Goombas are master sports players. Thats why they don't play in Mario sports as they'd dominate.

Baseball they are deliberately holding back.
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Then why do they plod so slowly if their intent is to kill Mario?
 
Athlete's foot.