Bowser's Army vs Modern Earth Military

DamirTheDude

A Modern Human Soldier to defeat the Shadow Queen!
I know that this might sound really funny and somehow stupid, but heck, I"ll just do it anyways. Kind of cool when I want to know.

Bowser decides to invade Earth so he could expand his empire, since trying by conquering the Mushroom Kingdom isn't good enough as his plan always get sabotaged by the Mario Bros. He also wants to send a little message to the Mario Bros about this as a alternative of revenge. Could he take over the Earth and defeat Earth's armies? "EARTH WILL BE MINE AND WE WILL DEFEAT THEIR PUNY ARMIES!" as a simply quote from Bowser.

All of his forces included. As well as Earth's armies. All governments in the world will band together to stop Bowser and his army. "We will unite and declare war to stop this evil abomination from destroying our world!" from one military solider.

Nuclear power is OK, but our countries frown upon using these weapons on their own land, as to prevent collateral damage, mainly on civilians.. What is your point of view? What are some events that could occur? Your opinions are welcome! :)

Bowser's forces:
All troops and monsters included. (I.e. Magikoopas, Koopa Paratroopas with Bob-ombs, and other troops that are found in Bowser's Army.)
Koopalings and Bowser Jr. included.
Airships
tanks
Battleship

Earth's Army:
All Modern Jets
Modern Troopers with modern rifles
Modern tanks
Modern helicopters
Navies as well.

All set.
 
Fawful said:
It depends. What are bowsers troops?

Updated my first post. Sorry I did not mention that in my post.
 
Fawful said:
I bet Bowser would win because his troops can come back from the dead, whereas (unless this is the world of COD zombies) Earth troops cannot.

Unless they can get burnt from fire, then they can be revived. I"ll be ready for them.
 
Bowser's airships are made from wood so jets could take them down pretty easily, considering most enemies can be beaten by being jumped on I see the only threats being the undead troops
 
Two Italian plumbers can take down Bowser's army.

He'd be obliterated if he attacked a fully-stocked IRL military.
 
Bowser's forces:
Tons of fierce monsters and creatures, some that can revive
Koopalings and Bowser Jr.
Airships, Tanks, and Battleships

VERSUS

Earth's Army:
All Modern Jets, Modern Troopers with modern rifles, Modern tanks, Modern helicopters, Navies as well., Nukes <- None of this matters
A large amount of plumbers

Oh welp looks like earth wins, hands down.