Counter the Above user's Attack!

[Garlic Man]

Defense: Falcon Puuuunch!

Attack: Russia is seen by Palin! RUN!

 

[EctoBiologist]

defense: some guy says " this is sparta!!!"

attack: mr.moto shot you with a gun

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: HYPER-MODE

Attack: Over 9000 Metroids to suck your life out.

 

[EctoBiologist]

defense:samus aran in phazon suit

attack: smiddle crushs with caps lock on

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: *reaches toward caps lock key...*

Attak: Corretc Grammahr

 

[EctoBiologist]

defense: no u

attack: teh green guy and caps lock lord team up beat you up

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: The Blue guy strikes back

Attack: FALCON PUUNCH! (again...)

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: Double post not within 3 hours!

Attack: Heart Attack

 

[ShyGuy27]

Defense: Double post not within 3 hours!

Attack: Heart Attack

I have no heart!!!

Attack: Death Note spoilers! You carve out your eyes to avoid seeing them. (directed at Garlic)

 

[ShyGuy27]

Defense: Seen the whole thing.
Attack: Large blade weapon which I can't think of name for, but it's pretty awesome anyway.

I specifically directed the attack at Garlic, but w/e.

I dodge, the blade. How cliche.

Attack: Army of penguins! Fear their waddling wrath!!!

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: Let's put it this way: "Ragnell"

Attack: Dagger throw

 

[ShyGuy27]

Defense: Let's put it this way: "Ragnell"

Attack: Dagger throw

I dodged Uniju's awesome blade, you think I can't dodge a knife?

I kill you with a bus. I drop it on your silly head.