Counter the Above user's Attack!

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
First, counter the attack that the above user sent you, and then use a different attack against the user below you.
Here is an example:


(First, write how you counter the above user)
Counters attack by not countering (he does not exist)


(then, write how you attack the below user)
FALCON PUUUUNCH!!!
 

ShyGuy27

The Cardinal is dead -- long live The Cardinal!
Defense:
Since you just attacked without blocking his attack, you are dead.
If that was a defensive move, then I was not attacked.
On the off chance that that was defensive and offensive simultaniously, I have a force field.

Attack:
I walk slowly, which somehow damages the next person.
 

Fly_Guy_

GAR I"M AN AWARDS COMMITEE
ShyGuy27 said:
Defense:
Since you just attacked without blocking his attack, you are dead.
If that was a defensive move, then I was not attacked.
On the off chance that that was defensive and offensive simultaniously, I have a force field.

Attack:
I walk slowly, which somehow damages the next person.
I dodge by throwing a Magic Muffin.
 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
Defense: Punches him in the face with a cookeh, because he didn't even attack.

Attack: LANDMASTAHHHHHHH!!
 

ShyGuy27

The Cardinal is dead -- long live The Cardinal!
fire MARIO bros said:
defense: jump

attack: FIRE JUMP PUNCH!!!!
Defense:
The fire burns your hand. You die.

Attack:
Unstoppable beam of death.
 

EctoBiologist

Best cat themed touhou. I love touhou and DR.
Banned User
ShyGuy27 said:
fire MARIO bros said:
defense: jump

attack: FIRE JUMP PUNCH!!!!
Defense:
The fire burns your hand. You die.

Attack:
Unstoppable beam of death.
WHAT LOOK AT MY NAME IS FIRE MARIO BROS AND FIRE DON´T HURT ME.

defense: HIGH JUMP
attack: SUPER FIREBALL!!!!!
 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
Defense: *Eats Nuke*

Attack: FALCON KIIIIICK!!
 

Smiddle

Power Star
Defense: Eats the garlic and quickly pulls up some antidote from my pocket, and drinks it.

Attack: HEAD ASPLOSION
 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
Defense: replaces Head with a new silicon-based scientifically altered titanium skull. Made of cheesecake, of course.

Attack: LIVER ASPLOSION (eww...)
 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
Defense: Drinks coke. Yummy in my Tummy.

Attack: Hands over a Chuck Norris, desguised as a frying pan.
 

Storm Yoshi

Cyclone Microsoft, it'll make your windows crash
Defense: Chucks Fire Mario Bros at him

Attack:Lightning bolt
 

Smiddle

Power Star
Defense: I catch it with my frying pan (which isn't Chuck Norris), fries it and eats it.

Attack: I USE TEH POWAHHHHH OF TEH TSHIIIICKEN
 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
Defense: *eats*

Attack: Throws Weird Al
 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
Defense: I am a rubber ducky, and don't conduct elec.

Attack: :posh:
 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
Defense: :'(

Attack: :eekdance:
 
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