Counter the Above user's Attack!

[Garlic Man]

Defense: Falcon Puuuunch!

Attack: Russia is seen by Palin! RUN!

 

[EctoBiologist]

defense: some guy says " this is sparta!!!"

attack: mr.moto shot you with a gun

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: HYPER-MODE

Attack: Over 9000 Metroids to suck your life out.

 

[EctoBiologist]

defense:samus aran in phazon suit

attack: smiddle crushs with caps lock on

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: *reaches toward caps lock key...*

Attak: Corretc Grammahr

 

[EctoBiologist]

defense: no u

attack: teh green guy and caps lock lord team up beat you up

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: The Blue guy strikes back

Attack: FALCON PUUNCH! (again...)

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: Double post not within 3 hours!

Attack: Heart Attack

 

[ShyGuy27]

Defense: Double post not within 3 hours!

Attack: Heart Attack

I have no heart!!!

Attack: Death Note spoilers! You carve out your eyes to avoid seeing them. (directed at Garlic)

 

[ShyGuy27]

Defense: Seen the whole thing.
Attack: Large blade weapon which I can't think of name for, but it's pretty awesome anyway.

I specifically directed the attack at Garlic, but w/e.

I dodge, the blade. How cliche.

Attack: Army of penguins! Fear their waddling wrath!!!

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: Let's put it this way: "Ragnell"

Attack: Dagger throw

 

[ShyGuy27]

Defense: Let's put it this way: "Ragnell"

Attack: Dagger throw

I dodged Uniju's awesome blade, you think I can't dodge a knife?

I kill you with a bus. I drop it on your silly head.

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: I... dodge the bus

Attack: Epic Idea Steal

 

[ShyGuy27]

Defense: I... dodge the bus

Attack: Epic Idea Steal

Defense: I sue for Copyright Infringement.

Attack: Army of Penguins! 'Cept this time they're all dressed up in Chuck Norris costumes.

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: Let's not, and say we did

Attack: Let's rap!

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: Counter-Rap

Attack: Let's Nap!

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: Caffeine

Attack: Wake up!

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: Pillow Get!

Attack: Pillow discard!

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: WHOLE DAMN BED Get!

Attack: WHOLE DAMN BEDROOM attack!

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: I have no eyes

Attack: Window throw!

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: *takes eyes out of pocket* Alas, vision

Attack: Eye throw!

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: Would you like them cooked first?

Attack: Fry pan throw!

 

[EctoBiologist]

Defense: Hiding behind a tree.
Attack: Throwing the tree.

defense: throwing a

attack: LOL!!!

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: Super Sonic Racists

Attack: Super Mario 64

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: Your jokes are usually lame...

Attack: Instant Death