Counter the Above user's Attack!

[Lario]

Defense: Not Sparta.

Attack: Some mental condition where you go kill everyone.

 

[Smiddle]

Defense: DO TEH POLKA.

Attack: Wario-Man eats ya.

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: Garlic Man eats him.

Attack: "It's Electric!"

 

[Lario]

Defense: "Evil" Pikachu (In one of those "This vid is better than [blank]" YouTube vids.)

Attack: The power of L!

 

[PaperStriker]

D!: Mr. Moto has to suck it up, then runs home crying.

Kcatta: Sdrawkcab gnilleps.

 

[Garlic Man]

D!: Mr. Moto has to suck it up, then runs home crying.

Kcatta: Sdrawkcab gnilleps.

Defense: RHAVEN

Attack: SPELL FORWARDS!

 

[ShyGuy27]

D!: Mr. Moto has to suck it up, then runs home crying.

Kcatta: Sdrawkcab gnilleps.

Defense: RHAVEN

Attack: SPELL FORWARDS!

Hey, you're back!

 

[Lario]

Defense: NOTHING

Attack: 9,000 Super-Giga Killer Spiked Goombas

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: SOMETHING

Attack: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!

 

[Lario]

Defense: Something over 11,000

Attack: EVERYTHING

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: Chuck Norris' Heavenly Fist of Torture

Attack: Double Cheese-Burger

 

[Lario]

Defense: Wario/Yoshi/Kirby

Attack: Hypnosis (And I command you to kill urself.)

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: "kills urself"

Attack: Super-Poke!