NINTENDO NEWS THREAD

At long last we will get to see Iwata speak very basic English to us again.
 
I'll be away filming a scrimmage, blehhh. Hopefully can read up on some highlights on here during it though.
 
Paul Heyman said:
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/529619080014479360

AGH *bleep* DIRECT TOMORROW AT 5:00 PM EST
Click to expand...

>Wednesday

Well, I might be able to make this but wow they need to start doing these on Friday again, the middle of the week is just silly.
 
Is Raleigh "Eastern Time"?
 
Freakworld said:
Please I want another "normal" Nintendo Direct, it has been ages since the last one.

Aka just let Satoru Iwata do his usual one-man show and I'll be happy.
Click to expand...

Seems like I'm getting my wish granted.

Stuff that will happen (100% certain):

-Duck Hunt Dog Reveal Trailer
-Mario Kart 8 DLC Pack 1 Release Date
-More info on Amiibos in various games/possible Amiibo-only game revealed (?)
-Something on Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker

Stuff that will most likely happen(like 40% certain):
-Info on Splatoon
-Info on Starfox U/something from Miyamoto
-Maybe something on Zelda U although I kinda doubt this.
-Infos on Shin Megami Tensei x Fire Emblem (haven't heard anything about this in ages + SMT4 was just released in Germany (or entire Europe? idk lol), so there might be something going on here)

Stuff that will hopefully happen(10%):
-New Metroid for 3DS (possibly Wii U)
-New Mario RPG for Wii U announced
-If no new Metroid anything else from Retro (it has been confirmed that theyve got something in the works (I think))
-New main series 3D Mario Game that returns to the collect-a-thon roots.

Random Bullshit:
-Waluigi comes in and announces that he's new corporate president of Nintendo
-Too bad, Waluigi Time.