The Official Facial Hair thread

Morty said:
Kevin Harvick, famous nascar driver
hi kevin i'm grandpa
 
I'm too embarrassed (why does this have to be so hard to spell for me) to have a two millimeter long moustache. I lost my shaver (I got it a while ago when it was barely there). Please help.
 
Pluck them out individually, alternatively let it grow, let it grow.
 
My facial hair is a curse that I'm lifting through IPL hair removal. The upside is my hair growth has always been really poor, so I'm a bit luckier than some transwomen.