Things you're proud of, but probably shouldn't be

[Driftmaster130]

Uniju do you want to volunteer

No, but I recommend a member of the Mafia Hosts Guild.

Y u no do it

 

[Duskull]

As long as Shoey doesn't beat my record: 460, I'm fine with who he chooses as a victim.

 

[Shoko]

As long as Shoey doesn't beat my record: 460, I'm fine with who he chooses as a victim.

But what if the chosen victim was you?

 

[Duskull]

As long as Shoey doesn't beat my record: 460, I'm fine with who he chooses as a victim.

But what if the chosen victim was you?

Simple, I was given eternal life by Death himself (he needed help), and if you don't believe me, look at my age on my profile.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

As long as Shoey doesn't beat my record: 460, I'm fine with who he chooses as a victim.

But what if the chosen victim was you?

Simple, I was given eternal life by Death himself (he needed help), and if you don't believe me, look at my age on my profile.

little do you know I am death

 

[Duskull]

As long as Shoey doesn't beat my record: 460, I'm fine with who he chooses as a victim.

But what if the chosen victim was you?

Simple, I was given eternal life by Death himself (he needed help), and if you don't believe me, look at my age on my profile.

little do you know I am death

Then technically I am already one of your victims, because in 1137 I gave you my soul and gave me permission to kill anyone and also you'd act as my lawyer is needed.

And shouldn't you have killed more than 11 people?

 

[Daniel Dyce]

As long as Shoey doesn't beat my record: 460, I'm fine with who he chooses as a victim.

But what if the chosen victim was you?

Simple, I was given eternal life by Death himself (he needed help), and if you don't believe me, look at my age on my profile.

little do you know I am death

Then technically I am already one of your victims, because in 1137 I gave you my soul and gave me permission to kill anyone and also you'd act as my lawyer is needed.

And shouldn't you have killed more than 11 people?

I like to delegate

 

[Duskull]

As long as Shoey doesn't beat my record: 460, I'm fine with who he chooses as a victim.

But what if the chosen victim was you?

Simple, I was given eternal life by Death himself (he needed help), and if you don't believe me, look at my age on my profile.

little do you know I am death

Then technically I am already one of your victims, because in 1137 I gave you my soul and gave me permission to kill anyone and also you'd act as my lawyer is needed.

And shouldn't you have killed more than 11 people?

I like to delegate

Fair enough, that's probably why I have to kill those you delegated things to who have gone against your will.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

going to the toilet

 

[Specific Neptune]

having a crush on Captainsparklez


it's true

 

[Duskull]

The fact that 3 of my posts were used on the Mario Board twitter page that picks out random quotes

 

[Lily x]

I am strangley proud of being able to relate with Tomoko Kuroki.
Apart from my social standing is a fair bit better than hers.