Make a phrase no one will say in the typical conversation

[Lord Bowser]

Title says it all.

Dancing unicorn babies

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

"Can someone sticky this topic?"

 

[Soundless Voice]

Now gimme that koala's head!

 

[Shyghoul]

fuckin walnuts, please leave me alone

 

[Soundless Voice]

Siri tried to kill me!

 

[Mario4Ever]

私は英語を話します。でも、英語がわかりません。

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Ｏｈ ｍｙ．．． Ｅｍｍｅｔ， ｗｈｙ ｄｏ you ｈａｖｅ ｔｈｅ ｔｅａｃｈｅｒ’ｓ ｎｏｓｅ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｍｏｕｔｈ？？？

 

[Fazer]

This is the best thread ever.

 

[Soundless Voice]

Stop texting the dog!

 

[Magikrazy]

Not until Fido dumps that bitch and takes me back!

 

[Shyghoul]

that "bitch" is my marshmallow

 

[Soundless Voice]

Marshmallows will rule the world.

 

[MCS]

My goodness, what's this? Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade? How dandy! I'll start right away, sire.