birdman
1: today, we'll go watch the future birdman contest
2: yaaay i'm excited for it
2: it's no different than today
1: after around 3 years it hasn't changed much, huh?
sign: bird man contest
2: ah, he really became a bird
1: after 200 years, technology has advanced, huh?
sign: bird man contest
2: uh, he became not a bird
3: i've become an island in lake biwako!
1: someone has made a mistake with this character, huh?
sign: island man contest
island (島) and bird (鳥) are similar looking in japanese
ghost:
teacher: this is the transfer student, ghost-kun
sfx: howl, rumble
ghost: i am a ghost
ghost: i am reasonably hateful. it's nice to meet you all
child 1: uh, what's so hateful?
child 2: let's go play!
sfx: yaay yaay
child: which graveyard do you live in?
ghost: please act a little scared for me
bamboo cutter
narration: an old man found a glowing bamboo but went home without cutting it
old man: if it's still glowing tomorrow i'll cut it
narration: that night, a woman who had become merged with a bamboo came calling
woman: it's because you didn't cut it!
narration: she had planned to become princess kaguya
narration: while the bamboo remained at the old man's house,
sfx: fart
narration: farting while eating
narration: not flushing the toilet
narration: she did as many misdeeds as possible
narration: in the blink of an eye, the old man began to lose weight from the stress
book: "lose weight in the blink of an eye by not cutting bamboo!" by old man saku
narration: and published a book with this title
references
a japanese folktale
is this from that warioware do it yourself game? the old man's name is japanese for "make" or "create"
