User Total Drama Action - Finale

Re: User Total Drama Action (Week 11: A Hero Will Rise)

I won? With that? Damn. Apparently glazing over bad and rushed writing with stupid jokes and sterotypes works out decently.

Will you be posting the stories? I'll most likely post my regardless, but I want to know if you plan on posting them before I post mine.
 
Re: User Total Drama Action (Week 11: A Hero Will Rise)

Rocker64 said:
I won? With that? Damn. Apparently glazing over bad and rushed writing with stupid jokes and sterotypes works out decently.

Will you be posting the stories? I'll most likely post my regardless, but I want to know if you plan on posting them before I post mine.
I'm not sure if everyone would be comfortable with me posting them, so post them at your own regard.
 
Re: User Total Drama Action (Week 11: A Hero Will Rise)

I so want to make a joke about how a Texas citizen chose the story about America, but I think I'll keep it to myself.
 
Re: User Total Drama Action (Week 11: A Hero Will Rise)

This is what i wrote.

[spoiler='Murica Man, Local Superhero, and Cooker of Cheeseburgers] 'Murica Man is what I would refer to as a true hero of justice, bringer of peace, and ultimate burger cooker. 'Murica Man's real name is Gunbeard Fatburger. He was born and spent most of his life in Texas, but soon moved to Boston, he thought that a city where so much pure freedom was made had to be awesome. He was soon disappointed by the crime and lack of American spirit in Boston so he planned to become exactly what the city and the country needed. He became 'Murica Man. Wearing Red White and Blue jeans as well as a T-Shirt with the american flag on it in which his large gut hangs out of he drives around in the 'Murica Mobile, which is just a motorized wheelchair with cup holders and machine guns attached, trying to free Boston and America as a whole from unamerican people. He often starts his day by eating a bowl of bacon cereal without milk and then getting changed into his signature outfit. He then hops on the "Murica Mobile and drives around, every time he sees trouble he pulls out one of his many tools from his utility backpack. Inside this bag, he has various weapons to stop unamerican evil-doers like the mighty Nerf Gun, the glorious giant corndog, the powerful bacon-flavored breath mints, and if all else fails he has the RED WHITE AND BLUE DESTRUCTIONATOR, a rocket launcher which shoots American flags which then explode into more American flags. He uses these items to stop and capture the unamerican foes and then feed them enough hamburgers that they are too stuffed to even move while repeating his signature catchphrase, "HAVE SOME FREEDOM". He then disappears down the street, leaving only a large collection of bacon bits to show he was there. He doesn't care what becomes of the criminal, as long as he accomplishes his duty, he feels like he doesn't need to do more, that he has successfully 'Muricanized them. However every once in a while, 'Murica Man's arch nemesis the super evil RUSSIAN MAN visits. Russian Man waltz into town with all of his sovietness and communismness. This instantly sets off a signal which is sent directly to 'Murica Man's cheap ass flip phone. 'Murica Man will rush to the scene as quickly as a wheelchair can get him there and he stands in front of the notorious Russian Man, they glare at each other for awhile before finally Russian Man pulls out a table slams it into the ground and the two of them ready their arms for a massive super epic mega 'murican super arm wrestle match. Throughout the incredibly long and epic fight they both yell stupid jokes and catchphrases as fighting banter. 'Murica Man talks about smacking Russian Man with his own bottle of communist vodka and makes Soviet Russia Jokes where as Russian Man talks about distracting 'Murica Man with McDonalds and makes fat jokes about 'Murica Man's mother. This eventually ends when when both 'Murica Man can't go any longer without bacon and Russian man can't go any longer without vodka and they both quit at the same time.
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Re: User Total Drama Action (Week 11: A Hero Will Rise)

This is what I wrote:

We are in the fourth millenium, in Alpha city. In this town, lives a super hero. His name is Teleportman. As his name suggests, he can teleport where he wants in the city. He is a man in his thirties. He wears a black costume with a cape. He has some skills in close combat, but rather relies on gadgets along his teleportation power to fight. One of them is a spheric bomb which, when it is smashed to a tough surface, emits a electromagnetic radiation which turn off every electrical source of light near. He has infrared glasses to see in the dark. His master word is discretion, waiting the best moment to teleport into his ennemies and stopping them.
In is daily life, he is a brillant physicist. His father, who was the greatest physicist in the city, died during a burglary which turned bad. After this event he decided to fight crime, but as he was he could not be able to do it. Hence he deciced to secretly use the researches of his father about teleportation, in the hope he could make himself teleport. After years of hard working he finally made a prototype and he tested it, it worked and got his teleportation powers. Along the power he acquired, He made himself some gadgets to improve his effectiveness to stop criminals.
The day he teaches physic at the university and do research. The night he takes his costume and fight crime. He firstly stopped standard criminals but then he realized many of them work for one man. This man is the leader of the Mafia in the city. His name is Nothingness. His society has a lot of influence in the city, at the point some persons in the government are actually from the Mafia. He managed to become the mayor of the city, everyone trust him, they are not aware of his dark nature. Nobody, not even the hero is aware of what he is capable in combat, but the rumor wants he is a genius superman.
The Mafia tries to collect as much money as possible. They use their money and scientists to do terrible experiencies on humans, to transform them into powerful biological weapons. They have the hope the could dominate the world with these weapons. With the growth popularity of Teleportman and the fear he gives to criminals, they accelerated their dangerous experience to try to stop the super hero.
One of their recruit is Grizzly, he is a man who has been injected various bears genes. As a result he became a very tall, very stout and extremely strong human. Teleportman counts on his slowness to defeat him.
An other one is Hydro, after the experiences he became a water man. He is capable of change his body to water and can absord humans to drown them. Teleportman uses ice gadgets to counter him.
Eventually Alpha city became the cradle of crime, where the advance of science and its powers are used to rule the city. Teleportman tries to stop Nothingness from his terrible plans.
 
Re: User Total Drama Action (Week 11: A Hero Will Rise)

In this challenge, I will reveal to you the wondrous and majestic superhero known only as the "dishwasherman".

The dishwasherman is exactly what you'd assume he is: literally a living heroic dishwasher. He has a human (albeit metallic-colored) head and limbs, but the rest of him is a pure stainless steel kenmore dishwasher. However, this appliance is useful for more than just household chores. The spacious chest cavity inside the dishwasherman has space to hold a variety of weapons and tools, including plate-a-rangs, grappling forks, and dishwasher fluid bombs. He also sports the most powerful dish cleaning process in the world, able to eliminate up to 99.9994% of bacteria as well as most archaea, protists, dirt particles, and debris. It's so powerful, it can even make kryptonite safe for Superman.

The dishwasherman faces many different types of baddies on a regular basis. Most of the time he combats the forces of dirtiness; cleaning up graffiti, restoring old decrepit buildings, stopping bioterrorists before they cause epidemics, the like. However, he's fought more than just dirt and stains. Over the course of his career, he has fought the evil likes of the Nazifridgerators, the crime syndicate S.M.E.L.L.Y., ghosts, and the entire city of Philadelphia.

His motto is "get tough on crime, by getting tough on grime!"