Dead because I just remembered that the rec group starts tomorrow at the park downtown, which means that every fucking weekday for the next 2 months there will be maybe fucking like 30 kids plus chaperones flooding into the deli all at once to order 2 slices and a medium drink each around like noon, which is around when our usual lunch rush is where all of the workplaces downtown let out and flood our place with their shitty over-the-hill grumpy workers who never wash their fucking hands before coming in and hand me money while still covered in oil and grease. God, I know I'm an atheist and maybe satanist, but please smite that random kid or two who gets an extra dollar from their shitty parents and decides to buy something other than a slice of pizza and disrupt my rhythm, or that one old guy who will scoff at there being young kids around and give me attitude for serving them.