Post quotes of your teachers

Cirdec

Cirdec

Celestial Guide
What would be school without your teachers. Some of their words may have left you a mark.
Post here their incredible words.
I start:

Teacher 1 said:
I can accept you do nothing when you are good, but you, you are not good!

I have known a friend who did some research on this, but he is dead, he he, poor him.
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Teacher 2 said:
Holidays are for working.

I stop you now, if you find this too hard, go do French.
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Teacher 3 said:
There are students, you can repeat them 100, 1 000 times something, they will never understand.
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9th grade American History teacher said:
Andrew Jackson is one crazy mofo.
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If you warp this saw blade, you might as well just start playing frisbee with it cause it's useless.

And then you might find it coming at you in the hallway
 
Me: Who would want less moo?
Teacher: The communists, of course.

...it doesn't really make much more sense in context.
 
Ooh, I wrote stuff like this in my school diary..

"This poem could be very sexual. It could also be a poem about a surfer"
-About a poem called "The Surfer"

Also:

"There are some things in life you can't change! Like 2+2=4!"
*Writes 2+4=4 on the whiteboard*
 
My physics and German teachers are good at this. Too bad I can't remember their many sayings well enough.
 
My English teacher from last year would always say this right before class was over or before we would go to the library or computer lab (because we weren't allowed to go until he said so)

Well, don't just sit there like a bunch of stuffed animals!
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My old Pre-Calc teacher also has a running joke which involves her moving to Aruba everyone time someone tries to divide by zero.