Superpowers

Anton

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Chat Administrator
Core 'Shroom Staff
Suddenly you've been blasted with radiation! Or bit by a radioactive cow! Or blessed by a god! Or are a god yourself! Or you found a magic ring! Or you're a gross mutant! Doesn't matter, you now have awesome superpowers and can show them off to people at parties and make them all jealous.

Problem is, they all have a catch.



This game is fairly straightforward. Respond to someone's superpower with a limit, a catch, and downfall, something that nullifies the power or makes it absurd or whatever; then post your own.

Each power and response can be serious, silly, nonsensical, wordy, simple, whatever. Powers can also be repeated throughout this topic if necessary, just don't do the same one over and over and over. The only rule is that you must reply to the post above yours. If you can't think of a way to respond to one, don't post! If one needs to be skipped, I'll come in and do so, but otherwise just be creative and have fun with this!

The game will go something like this:

Bob said:
Invisibility

George said:
Your clothes can't become invisible so you must be naked.

Super Strength

So let's start off with Super Strength.
 
You can't see where you're teleporting, so you die by teleporting into a volcano.

Super Speed.
 
You can't think as quickly as you can run, so you end up slamming into walls and things.

Can breathe underwater :blooper:
 
You eat a lot of plankton while breathing and die.

Able to turn yourself on fire without being burned.
 
Your vision is five-dimensional, your mind can't process it, and you go insane.

The ability to eat everything without ill effects.
 
Including digesting your own stomach.

Ability to boost your senses.
 
You hear everything, making your mind go berserk.

The ability to have no superpowers.
 
You're so cool, you accidentally encase yourself in a block of ice and then shatter into a million pieces.

The power to manipulate time.