Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...

[ShyGuy27]

New character - L
-A attacks: generic kicks and punches
-B:swings tennis racket
-B^:just an air jump, can be used to dodge attacks (basically, a copy of Zero Suit Samus's down B).
-Bv:sits down and eats, can recover HP
-B>:throws apple
-Final Smash:writes down everyones names in a death note, huge swords fall slowly from the sky towards characters. can be semi-easily dodged, but if it hits, it's almost always an instant KO.

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

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That's really far-fetched. Like, REALLY far-fetched.

 

[ShyGuy27]

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That's really far-fetched. Like, REALLY far-fetched.

OMG, did you make that?!

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

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That's really far-fetched. Like, REALLY far-fetched.

OMG, did you make that?!

Copy and pasted.

 

[ShyGuy27]

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That's really far-fetched. Like, REALLY far-fetched.

OMG, did you make that?!

Copy and pasted.

Oh. COULD you make that if you tried?

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

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That's really far-fetched. Like, REALLY far-fetched.

OMG, did you make that?!

Copy and pasted.

Oh. COULD you make that if you tried?

No.

 

[EctoBiologist]

You're correct fireman .

fire mario and fire luigi.

 

[ShyGuy27]

fire mario and fire luigi.

How would they be any different than normal Mario/Luigi? Come up with a moveset for them.

 

[EctoBiologist]

fire mario

b:super fireball
down and b: fire tornado
up and b: super fireballl jump punch
left or righ and b: fire cape

smash final: mario and luigi super fireballs

mario and luigi reunite and they make a giant fireball two times and touching it will make 50% damage each player
or result an instast ko if the players have 100% damage or more and it doesnt afect fire mario and fire luigi and
fire mario and fire luigi to use their teamwork to win the match for 5 minutes.

that would be me .

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

b:super fireball
down and b: fire tornado
up and b: super fireballl jump punch
left or righ and b: fire cape

smash final: mario and luigi super fireballs

mario and luigi reunite and they make a giant fireball two times and toching it will make 50% damage each one
or result an instast ko if the players have 100% damage or more and it doesnt afect fire mario and fire luigi and
fire mario and fire luigi to use their teamwork to win the match for 5 minutes.

... So, just horribly overpowered clones of Mario and Luigi that are the most broken a character can be?

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

no fireman fire mario and fire luigi look at this

... I know. I'm not ignorant. Obviously YOU don't know that clones are people who use basically the same moves in Super Smash Bros. games as other characters. :|

 

[Lario]

Donkey and Pong as a stage.

 

[Guiliant]

Gwonman

B: Koradai!

Down B: Is under attack!

Up B: Squadalah!

Left+Right B: Dance

Final smash: You have found my house!

 

[Lario]

Gwonman

B: Koradai!

Down B: Is under attack!

Up B: Squadalah!

Left+Right B: Dance

Final smash: You have found my house!

LOL

Mama Luigi

*Standard - The Bagel. Throws a Bagel.
*Up - Magic Balloon. This makes him float.
*Sides - Help! Screams, causing 'lotsa damage
*Down - Ova dere! Pokes oppenents.
*Final Smash - 'Lotsa Spagetti. Summons 'Lotsa Spagetti doing massive damage to everyone.

 

[Blitzwing]

Character: Cthulhu

Moveset: None. Everyone die as soon as they stare in his direction.

 

[Guiliant]

Giygas

B: You cannot handle the true power of Giygas's attack!

Up B: You cannot handle the true power of Giygas's attack!

Down B: You cannot handle the true power of Giygas's attack!

Side B: You cannot handle the true power of Giygas's attack!

Final Smash: You cannot handle the true power of Giygas's attack!

lol earthbound humour

 

[Lario]

YTP Mario

*Up: Meatbal Bounce
*Side: Toast Toss
*Down: No.
*Standard: Luigi, look!
*Final Smash: All Toasters Toast Toast!

 

[EctoBiologist]

fire luigi:

b: super green fireball
side and b: ultra hammer
down and b: luigi fire hurricane
up and b: fire high jump

final smash: luigi final
same as a mario final but in green.

 

[Lario]

Dr.Robonik

*Up: No!
*Down: No!
*Side: No!
*Standard: No!
*Final Smash: No!

Those were the only things allowed I could think of...

 

[Smiddle]

Nintendo 64 kid:

B: NINTENDO!!!
Smash B: SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOOOOUR!
Down B: OH MY GOOOOOD!
Up B: THANK YOU!
Final Smash: There were no Final Smashes on SSB for Nintendo 64, so N64 kid doesn't have one.

 

[PaperStriker]

Daisy:
B: Grow
B>: Suck up water through its roots
B^: Being plucked
Bv: Photosynthesis
FS: Transform into the Marioverse Daisy and yelling





































nothing. Haha.

 

[Smiddle]

Bill Cosby

B: Pokeyman
Smash B: Jello
Up B: Kodak
Down B: Jazz
Smash B: Kids say the darnest things!

 

[Garlic Man]

nothing. Haha.

WTF?


Garlic:
B: Bad Breath
B>: Does whatever a Garlic Can
B^: Does whatever a Garlic Can
Bv: Does whatever a Garlic Can
FS: Combines with Wario to become Wario-Man.

 

[Smiddle]

Time traveller:
B: Must bring your own weapons.
Smash B: I have only done this once before.
Up & B: You'll get paid when we get back.
Down & B: This is not a joke.
Final Smash: Safety not guaranteed.

 

[Garlic Man]

Goomba:

B: Kick
Smash B: Head butt
Up B: high kick
Down B: low kick
Final Smash: Mega-Ultra-Head-butt-kick

(Honestly, all it has is a head and feet)