Your favorite vg quotes

Tails: This must be the internal mechanism for the giant cannon we saw before.
Sonic: Hey, let's try firing that thing!
Knuckles: What?! Hey come on now, don't do it Sonic! Hey, which way is the cannon facing?! HEY! I think my heart stopped.

Eggman: Don't get so excited, boys! Those were the easy ones!

Vector: There you are you mustached moron! He's the one right?
Team Chaotix's client: Mustached moron?! I'm the world's greatest-AHEM, take him out quickly.
 
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"Oh, Waluigi, you crazy crazy psycho...What am I ever going to do with you?"

-Psycho Iris, Psycho Waluigi


"X-Nauts? Sounds like tissues to the extreme!"

"Wow, you're so brave...is that legal?"

-Koops, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door


"Oops! I just broke the fourth wall again, didn't I?"

-Goombella, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
 
Professor Frankly: Are all of you listening? And you there, in front of the TV! You listen too!

Lord Crump Four Eyes: Hey, you out there in front of the TV! It may be obvious to you who I really am, but no telling Mario, or else!

Luigi: (Way to go, genius. Have you gotten the hang of that thing yet?)

Luigi: You know, I never noticed how lovely those red polka dots look on top.
 
"Heh heh, this gym is great! It's full of women!"-Old man outside of Celedon City
"Oh no! Someone cheated! I CAN'T LOSE!"- Wario
"Take this, Mr. Eyeballs!" -Waluigi, Mario Power Tennis
 
"it is me, mario!" - mario
"it is time for luigi time" - luigi
"hi my name is daisy" - daisy

"i dont think i asked for this" - jc denton
"oh my gosh jc look a bomb" - jock

and my personal favorite

"hi" - gordon freeman
 
Hazelnaut Infantry: Would you care to try another eggplant, Mam?
General Hazel: (glares)
Hazelnaut Infantry: Orrrrrrr you could just drive a tank or something...
 
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