Huh? What? Did you not like my flute solo?
Yeah, I already noted that earlier.
Maybe we can just walk where the tracks used to be and make "choo choo" noises?
Oh. Yeah. Path. That would make more sense than my idea of course.
...
*sniff*
I can't blame them. Trains are the bomb!
Ok, gotcha!
But first: Hello, Mr. treasure chest. I wonder what kind of amazing treasure will be in there? I hope it's a fancy golden spittoon or something!
Oh...
Oh well.
We haven't been in this part of the castle yet, but there's hardly anything to see anyway.
There is the door, and also a guard in front of it. I bet 20 rupees that he's not going to let me through for some stupid reason.
Yes, you got that right.
Really? Awesome! Let me see!
Oh. A Sword. Figures.
Listen, mister. If you can survive where I am from without a sword, you can survive some shoddy beasts as well. Move your butt! Pronto!
He's getting uneasy. I think he's considering it.
Damnit Zelda, no he isn't!
Yeah, I bet he'd be happy to stick one on me.
Can't I just bribe this jerk here to let me through?
"Sorry bub, my wallet is already maxed out", says the guard, "Really, Everyone's is. We have to stuff our money into these stray chests because we can't carry all that junk. Don't you just hate limited storage space?"
I see what he means.
Ok, let's see captain maniac for that sword.
I'd rather have a snazzy lance like the other guards, but well... family tradition.
Hi again, idiot!
Partially that, partially for protection against people like you.
Yes. I am also an engineer without a train. I guess I am pretty pathetic right now.
I can see he enjoys messing with me.
Uhm... jawohl! Exchange recruit from Holodrum! Reporting for ze dootee!
Ok, so for the record: This guy saw through my ruse. He KNOWS I am only pretending to be a recruit, and he STILL hands me a sword...
This carelessness of his will soon come back to bite him.
Oh, you really want me to show you, huh?
Will you be my practice dummy?
"Beat up my men. They are all expendable and it's hilarious to see them get injured!"
Kay-O.
BAM!
The master!
Bluh bluh bluh! Less talking, more slashing!
I am invincible!
Yeah. Try spinning. Got it.
So far, I have been nothing but the universe's punching bag.
But this is going to change soon.
I have a weapon now.
The time has come...
...for REVENGE!
Oh, I am about to...
...get serious.
Good morning, Alfonzo.
"Do you even know how to use this weapon properly?"
"I have always known that this day would come. All is as it was meant to be."
"To last eternally, one needs to overcome the bodily, and lay the rails to destruction into a receptive mind."
"Teachings of Alfonzo, tenth commandment."
"I will live forever..."
"...and now that you have crossed the threshold..."
"...you will live forever as well..."
"...as my legacy."
"You really shouldn't have done that."
Unghhhh... What....
Why does this always have to happen???