ITT: Post funny or meaningful quotes from you or anywhere else

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Star Spirit
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Title. So basically post funny or meaningful quotes from you or your friends.
NOTE: I don't believe there are any threads for this, because I've skimmed through most the pages of this board at least 3 times!!

I can't think of any from my friends at the moment so here are some funny ones from ME!

"Well, Justin Beiber is okay, but he still sucks and sings like a girl!" -Me being sarcastic in 4th grade.

I'll edit with more later.
 
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"Whoa." - Keanu Reeves

quote of the century
 
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Dr. Turnip said:
"I agree"- GalacticPetey
Fix'd

"How dare you talk to Calvin that way! I'mma sue you and take all your money!" -My friend talking into a plastic phone when she was at my house helping me babysit her baby brother (Calvin.).
 
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Michael Myers said:
Dr. Turnip said:
"I agree"- Motherfuckin guess.
I'm not sure.
It's you!