How is that fixed I quoted exactly what he said ahhhhh! *smashes rin's head with a table*
"Well that was easy to run across the wet floor. Woah! *slips and falls into pool*" - My friend, who doesn't want to share his name. That is why the lifeguards have that rule.
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"He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived." ~ GlaDOS
"That's me fighting robots, like a ninja, well a ninja cassowary, well a ninja astronaut cassowary" ~ Tenth Doctor
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Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like
[in a deep male voice] "No way!"
[normal voice] And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great!
~ GlaDos
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My conversation between my mom and I:
Mom: *Snooping through my email* *Insert my name here*, why is there an email alert that says "*Insert something I probably can't say on here*"? Me: What?! Where does it say that?! *Grabs my phone* Mom: Whoops. Misread it.
Thought that was noteworthy. Lesson: Never let your mom snoop through your emails.
On a different note:
Me: *Hitting the high notes in a song, but not realizing I was failing* My friend: Really, *Insert my name here*? Me: Oh come on, *Insert my friend's name here*! I was on a roll!
