ITT: Post funny or meaningful quotes from you or anywhere else

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Star Spirit
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Title. So basically post funny or meaningful quotes from you or your friends.
NOTE: I don't believe there are any threads for this, because I've skimmed through most the pages of this board at least 3 times!!

I can't think of any from my friends at the moment so here are some funny ones from ME!

"Well, Justin Beiber is okay, but he still sucks and sings like a girl!" -Me being sarcastic in 4th grade.

I'll edit with more later.
 

Red Barchetta

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"Whoa." - Keanu Reeves

quote of the century
 

NotABannableOffense

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"I agree"- Motherfuckin guess.
 

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Star Spirit
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Dr. Turnip said:
"I agree"- GalacticPetey
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"How dare you talk to Calvin that way! I'mma sue you and take all your money!" -My friend talking into a plastic phone when she was at my house helping me babysit her baby brother (Calvin.).
 

Lakituthequick

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After a weekend a while ago:

A friend of mine said:
So I don't follow the news for ONE weekend, and then the government falls and a train crashes! What the fuck?!
True story.
 

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Star Spirit
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Michael Myers said:
Dr. Turnip said:
"I agree"- Motherfuckin guess.
I'm not sure.
It's you!
 

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Guiliant

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"im gay" - uniju
 

Uniju

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"ur gay" - me
 

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Star Spirit
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"'3K does not love" - Nabber
 

Cirdec

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me during a 5 hours lesson said:
Four suffering hours remaining.
a teacher said:
I can accept you do nothing when you are good, but you, you are not good.
 

Lily x

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Because your smelly- me to my brother multiple times.
 

Garlic Man

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"Does he look like a bitch?"
 

Lily x

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Christian Brutal Sniper said:
"Does he look like a bitch?"
Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?
No....
THEN WHY ARE YOU FUCKING HIM LIKE ONE

I love that film too much.
 

IceShadow1199

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None because I don't have friends.

Mine:

"Kirby is like a black hole, when he swallows something. He wont spit out"
 

User4042

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"OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR" - Was (Not Was), Shoey, me


"I don't have friends." - IceShadow1199
 
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