What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[Xiahou Dun]

Because it's apparent that you lack pants.

 

[princessofalicorns]

Hardly any of my friends wear clothes at all.

 

[Mintiously]

I vould be scar- Whoops, forgot I changed themes.


...Are you a real soldier?

 

[Magikrazy]

HERRO EVERYNYAN!

im just a cat not a soldier

 

[Mintiously]

I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, MEOWTH.

 

[princessofalicorns]

You're... a soldier...? It's been a long time since I've seen one of those... wait... It's happening again! I - I suggest you RuN fOr YoUr LiFe BeFoRe I kIlL yOu!

 

[Mintiously]

[me=Female Soldier]takes ten steps back and fires her rocket launcher.[/me]

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Pfft, a Rocket Launcher, what is that compared to a black hole?

 

[YuruNex]

Chu Chu. (Or a massive thunderstorm.)

 

[Magikrazy]

I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, MEOWTH.

...

DO YOU SEE A GOLD COIN OR ANY PIECE OF JEWELRY ATOP MY FOREHEAD?

I AM AN ORDINARY CAT! NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS!

 

[Mintiously]

YOU AREN'T NORMAL!

 

[Magikrazy]

ARE YOU SUGGESTING I'M NOT A REAL CAT?!

DO I APPEAR TO BE A FAKE CAT TO YOU??!