Nabber vs Super Mario Boards

[Nabber]

get that white pawn to take out that black bishop!

Pawn to E2!

Please use the editor to try and tell me what move you want to make.

 

[Specific Neptune]

I can't

I'm on IPad. :/

 

[Nabber]

Ah, it's difficult to do that on an iPad... well maybe you want to use this grid for reference on spaces?

 

[Specific Neptune]

C2 to B4

 

[Nabber]

That's not a legal move.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Yes it is

 

[Nabber]

I've been playing chess all my life and I know that you cannot move a pawn two space ahead and diagonally at the same time, it would make them too overpowered.

 

[Specific Neptune]

You started learning when you were a baby?

 

[NotABannableOffense]

I've changed the rules.

You can now knight pawns. C2 to B4

 

[Nabber]

You started learning when you were a baby?

Have you ever heard of idioms?

I've changed the rules.

You can now knight pawns. C2 to B4

Can't change rules in middle of a game, sorry.

 

[Specific Neptune]

I have heard of Idioms, but I bet you haven't.

 

[Nabber]

Please, can we just get on topic and make a real move?

 

[Specific Neptune]

I did make a real move

 

[Nabber]

C2 to B4 is not a legal move.

 

[Specific Neptune]

E1 to E4

 

[Nabber]

Neptune, do you understand how to play chess? Kings cannot move more than one space at a time.

 

[Specific Neptune]

I was talking about the queen -_-

 

[Nabber]

The queen is on D1 -_-

 

[Specific Neptune]

Not according to this board you gave me.

Ah, it's difficult to do that on an iPad... well maybe you want to use this grid for reference on spaces?

 

[Nabber]

That doesn't change anything. The queen is on D4.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Why did you give me a backwards board then?

 

[Nabber]

I didn't. The queen is always on it's on color's space, as it is on the board.

 

[Specific Neptune]

...you realise that the one with the spikes is the king, right?

 

[Nabber]

...you realise that the one with the spikes is the king, right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_piece

 

[NSY]

Rook to A3.