You Know You've Played Mario Games Too Much When...

[PaperStriker]

When you like Peaches and Daisies.

No, that's when you know you're a gay pervert.

Peach is a fruit, y'moron.

 

[Garlic Man]

When you like Peaches and Daisies.

No, that's when you know you're a gay pervert.

Peach is a fruit, y'moron.

You obviously don't know what I'm refering to. <_<

 

[PaperStriker]

When you like Peaches and Daisies.

No, that's when you know you're a gay pervert.

Peach is a fruit, y'moron.

You obviously don't know what I'm refering to. <_<

B-word...?

 

[Garlic Man]

When you like Peaches and Daisies.

No, that's when you know you're a gay pervert.

Peach is a fruit, y'moron.

You obviously don't know what I'm refering to. <_<

B-word...?

B-word... well, I suppose. As in, not the "female dog" b-word, but the "down there" b-word.

 

[PaperStriker]

When you like Peaches and Daisies.

No, that's when you know you're a gay pervert.

Peach is a fruit, y'moron.

You obviously don't know what I'm refering to. <_<

B-word...?

B-word... well, I suppose. As in, not the "female dog" b-word, but the "down there" b-word.

Peach=/=B****

 

[StarYoshi1]

Bump. :P

When you write POW on a block, squish it near a bunch of cars, and expect them to spin out.

 

[Paper Jorge]

Welostcount. When you put your head underwater but if your shoes are out of the water, you can still breathe.

(This is a refenrece to Super Mario 64 where Mario can breathe through his shoes)

 

[Shadow Queen]

When you fall, you float softly down.
(When Mario falls in Paper Mario)

 

[Smiddle]

You're at hospital, because:

• You ate those colourful mushrooms.
• You smashed your head into some bricks.
• You were a bit too close to those lizards.
• You tried to hold your breath as long as Mario could.
• You wanted to jump accross that pit.

 

[Garlic Man]

You're at hospital, because:

• You ate those colourful mushrooms.
• You smashed your head into some bricks.
• You were a bit too close to those lizards.
• You tried to hold your breath as long as Mario could.
• You wanted to jump accross that pit.

• You thought taping wings to your hat would make you fall slower. (SM64)
• You actually tried to jump on that turtle.
• You got stuck in the sewage pipe, hoping that it would lead to a land walking chestnuts and turtles with wings. (SMB)
• You threw that barrel at the Ape in the zoo. (Mvs.DK)
• You thought you could fold yourself into a paper airplane. (PM:TTYD)

 

[Smiddle]

You call your brother Mama Luigi.

 

[Garlic Man]

You changed your last name to whatever your first name is.

 

[ShyGuy27]

You put a turtle on a staircase and jump on it repeatedly to gain infinite lives.

 

[Garlic Man]

You put a turtle on a staircase and jump on it repeatedly to gain infinite lives.

^LOL!


You ate a flower, hoping that fire would come out of your hands.

 

[Shadow Queen]

You thought you could beat a 1000 year old Demon, But in the end Became her slave.

 

[Garlic Man]

You thought shoving yourself down the toilet would take you somewhere else. (PM:TTYD)

 

[Shadow Queen]

When you fall into lava, you become a skeletal veresion of yourself. (Dry Bowser)

 

[Garlic Man]

You thought stepping on a chestnut would make it dissapear. (SMB)

 

[Shadow Queen]

You have Superhuman Strength (toad)

 

[Garlic Man]

When a burglar breaks into your house, and you say "Thank you, but our Princess is in another castle"

 

[Shadow Queen]

You think a Princess is your Mama.

 

[Smiddle]

You run back and forth on a staircase, thinking that it's infinite. (SM64)

 

[Garlic Man]

You run back and forth on a staircase, thinking that it's infinite. (SM64)

You try bouncing backwards on your butt up your staircase, hoping you'll smash through the wall somehow.

 

[Kool_Koopa]

When you talk to stars
When you are reading this sentence to check if you are not Mario addicted but you are!

 

[Kool_Koopa]

I've heard, seen and done all of those things which you had written down and I don't have a single Mario game. I don't know who is he but his name is somehow similar to mine.