Slippery Slope

[Garth Marenghi]

When women rights activists show up at your house to protest and yell at you, you punch a man and point out to them that men's rights activists weren't protesting about that.

 

[SonicMario]

When you've done that, you're ignored by the general public because the mainstream media has already blemished your reputation by exaggerating what you've done because of double standards.

 

[MCS]

When you've...done all that, you go jump off a cliff because that was too long to comprehend

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you jump off a cliff, you suddenly wake up

 

[MCS]

When you suddenly wake up, you go look in the mirror

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you go look in the mirror, the president assassinates you

 

[Cirdec]

When the president assassinates you, you go to Heaven.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you go to heaven, god assassinates you

 

[Cirdec]

When god assassinates you, you go to Hell.

 

[Garth Marenghi]

When you go to hell, the men's rights activists, who were a little slow, start to dance on your grave.

(also we were supposed to end a few posts ago)

Don't let men's rights activists dance on your grave.

 

[Specific Neptune]

I dont like the whole "we were supposed to have finished so many posts ago"

I wish we could just carry the story on, see how far it will go

 

[RandomGuy]

Yes, Your majesty

 

[Specific Neptune]

Yeah, sure, that would be a good idea.

Fix'd it up, made it nicer




Meanie.

 

[MCS]

New one:

When you go to Neptune's house for a surprise party, you can't find him

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you can't find him, you get depressed because he's so damn awesome

 

[MCS]

When you get depressed because he's so damn awesome, you realize you hear sounds coming from his bedroom

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you realise you hear sounds coming from his bedroom, you take a look

 

[MCS]

When you take a look, you see Neptune doing squat thrusts on the floor

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you see Neptune doing squat thrusts on the floor, you feel happy because you found him

 

[Revin]

When you feel happy because you found him, the Hulk suddenly appears out of nowhere for absolutly no reason at all.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When the hulk appears out of nowhere, Neptune jumps up and hits him in the gut

 

[SonicMario]

When Neptune punches the Hulk in the gut, an epic battle between the two ensues.

 

[Revin]

When an epic battle between Neptune and Hulk ensues, the Hulk smashes Neptune.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When the hulk smashes Neptune, Neptune kills the hulk

 

[Revin]

When Neptune kills the Hulk, Hulk fans rage.