Slippery Slope

When a branch falls and hits your car's window, you call your car insurance company.
 
You get in trouble for that in my class.
When you get detention, you can't play video games at home.
Don't not be able to play video games.
 
When you start feeling lightheaded, you randomly walk into a meeting right when a fax machine churns out quadrillions of papers in one second, landing on the laptops of the participants, causing the slides to switch so much a Blue Screen of Death appears and everyone suffers a seizure.
 
When you randomly walk into a meeting right when a fax machine churns out quadrillions of papers in one second, landing on the laptops of the participants, causing the slides to switch so much a Blue Screen of Death appears and everyone suffers a seizure, you get fired.
 
When you get stranded in the middle of nowhere, you attract every monster and other bad thing ever.
 
When you attract every monster and other bad things ever, they try to kill you.

The next one with be the last one.
 
When you discover you're allergic to plants, you go to the doctor's for medicine.
 
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