Slippery Slope

[Sunscreen]

When you get attacked you fight back.

 

[SonicMario]

When you fight back, the prison guards deem you too insane to be in a normal jailcell. So they put you in a straightjacket and you're sent to Solitary confinement.

Don't get sent to solitary confinement



When you post on the forum, you make a typo that you don't notice til' someone points it out.

 

[MichiganMarioFan]

When you make a typo that you don't notice til someone points it out, you find out you were given a warning.

 

[SonicMario]

When you got a warning, you realize your typo was a particular naughty one and post to say what you actually meant to say.

 

[MCS]

When you post what you meant to say, people think you're lying and think you meant the naughty thing you accidentally typed

 

[Lolcrawler]

Then you get banned for the naughty things you "said"

 

[LN1]

When you get banned for the naughty things you "said", you go check some site with Flash games(Newgrounds, Armor Games, etc.)

 

[MichiganMarioFan]

When you go check some site with Flash games, your internet connection gets taken away by the FBI one hour later.

 

[LN1]

When your internet connection gets taken away, you become hulk for no real reason.

 

[MCS]

When you become Hulk for no reason, you start Hulk smashing everything.

(one more after this)

 

[User4042]

When you smash everything, you smash yourself

Don't smash yourself, buy DirecTV!


When you need to go to the bathroom, you find out that your walls are green

 

[LN1]

When you find out your walls are green, you also find out you are allergic to the color green.

 

[RandomYoshi]

When you find out that you are allergic to the colour green, you sneeze violently.

 

[LN1]

When you sneeze violently, you knockout the friend that was with you with your sneezes.

 

[RandomYoshi]

When you knock out the friend who was with you with your sneeze, you kill him.

 

[LN1]

When you kill him, a creative officer decides to confine you where they buried your friend as the punishment.

 

[RandomYoshi]

When you undergo that punishment, you start taking drugs and drinking alcohol.

 

[LN1]

When you do, you start putting your life in retrospective after you get out of the hospital.

 

[RandomYoshi]

When you do that, you get chronically depressed.

 

[LN1]

When you get chronically depressed, you send all your clocks to the sun.

Don't send all your clocks to the sun.

When you start laughing at a joke, a fly suddenly enters your mouth.

 

[RandomYoshi]

When the fly enters your mouth, you get a decease.

 

[LN1]

When you get a decease, you quote "That post gave me cancer".

 

[RandomYoshi]

When you quote something like that, you get flamed by everybody.

 

[LN1]

When you get flamed, you drive you and your bed all the way out of the burned hospital.

 

[MCS]

When you drive you and your bed all the way out of the burned hospital, you hit a tree.