The official "Hi, I'm new here!" thread

Right here:

http://forum.mariowiki.com/index.php?topic=2001.0
 
I think he's 25 right now.
 
Confused is also long-retired.
 
I don't really know why I'm here, possibly because I don't have enough internet communities to waste my time on these days. But hi, I'm a person who's been lurking for a bit (it's off and on though, ie not recently but I did a while ago).