The official "Hi, I'm new here!" thread

Hello, Jayx2002. I'm RedShell, and I do not like anime unlike many people here.

Watch for the stray Chain Chomp *evil laugh* You'll enjoy your stay here. Just don't spam or post porn, and you'll be OK. Make sure you actually do stuff, or you will make everyone very angry.
 
Hello there,

I'm new here, but not new to Super Mario Bros. I am a bit of an older fan. I was part of the 'Mario Mania' craze of the late 80s and early 90s. I haven't played the games in ages, but I still retained an enjoyment for Mario.

I like hiw the Mario franchise manages to hold up with each generation. I do enjoy Charles Martinet, but I identify with the late Captain Lou Albano, Danny Wells, and the ither characterizations of my youth. To me, Mario and Luigi are Italian plumbers from Flatbush, Brooklyn, but that's the beauty of the franchise. Shigeru Miyamoto intended for his characters to be how we think they should be.

That's probably why it's still popular. My handle is based on a character I made years ago, She was meant to be a younger sister and met up with the 'puffballs', Caution and Spree. Puffballs resemble furry balls with rabbit ears/tail, and large eyes. They have feet, but lack arms and appear to use items via telechonesis. Caution is female, pink, and an aggressive bounty hunter. Spree is blue, male, and a magician. He is the calmer of the duo.
 
Greetings Gina Mario! Despite my current appearance, I am Meta Knight, sometimes MK for short. Glad to have you on board.
 
Dinomic Duo said:
Welcome to the Mario Boards!
Watch out for the stray Chain Chomp!
At least Shy Guy gets a break from doing overused jokes.
Welcome Gina Mario. I am Fawfulthegreat64, or FTG, as you could probably tell from my signature. Glad to have you aboard!