Unpopular opinions about the Mario series

[Xiahou Dun]

Daisy should never be a damsel in distress again, that's not her personality.

Daisy's main outfit should be her sports one

But, she is a princess and she is prettier in her dress outfit.

Then she's not doing a great job as a tomboy.

 

[Mcmadness]

It's fun watching him die and hear Takashi Nagasako make those weird wretching barfing noises.

DK is a good guy!

 

[Xiahou Dun]

I've said this before, but Donkey Kong should be the bad guy. That, was the reason.

 

[Mcmadness]

Nah. DK is the hero!

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Wish he wasn't. He's the only reason I don't play Donkey Kong platformers. I like Diddy Kong way more, but playing as Ass Kong triggers somewhat of a gag reflex that prevents me from enjoying the game.

 

[Mcmadness]

Poor DK

 

[Xiahou Dun]

His fault for being an unhygienic, barfing-sounding, flea-infested, poop-throwing wreck with a goddang creepy grin.

Just... look at that thing.

 

[Mcmadness]

He seems pretty civilized to me, as far as kongs go.

 

[Magikrazy]

Wish he wasn't. He's the only reason I don't play Donkey Kong platformers. I like Diddy Kong way more, but playing as Ass Kong triggers somewhat of a gag reflex that prevents me from enjoying the game.

The second and third games don't have DK at all. You could always play those.

Preferably the second because the third has Kiddy. Bleh.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Wish he wasn't. He's the only reason I don't play Donkey Kong platformers. I like Diddy Kong way more, but playing as Ass Kong triggers somewhat of a gag reflex that prevents me from enjoying the game.

The second and third games don't have DK at all. You could always play those.

Preferably the second because the third has Kiddy. Bleh.

Yeah, I should perhaps play Diddy's Kong Quest but I don't have an SNES and I have other games in mind to play right now.

 

[Mcmadness]

But you'd hate the fact you are rescuing DK in that.