Control the Throne

That was all an illusion, you see. I illusioned you into thinking that you checked them with your own hands, and that they worked. And some strange sense that you are in an illusion distorts you other senses, ergo, you worry about it being an illusion, and therefore you can't tell your senses.
 
:koopa: What the-

Actually it was me. My death and the events that happened after that was all an illusion.
I sit on the throne while you guys run around confused by the illusions....
 
Well you were so caught up with these illusions, you gave yourself one... Hehe Well I don't die because I'm just that awesome.
I walk casually past you and sat on the throne.
 
I erased the exclamation mark.
I have buns of steel, a spiked toilet won't hurt me. I quickly put on my gas mask and pulled another brutal Kancho prank on you, paralyzing you, once again, in pain. I escape with the throne before you could do anything.
 
And again, my toxic farts, if even for 1 split second of a split second get on what you breathe, you die, and I have a Kaizo prank suit, which takes away the paralisis and pain and gives it to you. While paralized, I open a hole on your armor and anything below it, and stab your skin, 'till I can enter and absorb your soul in an unescapable storage. Unless the body has a soul, it has no life at all, and your soul can never get into a new body, since it's trapped. I take it back.
 
I had nose plugs on ever since you entered the room.
You fart my soul out. And I re-enter my body and gouged your eyes out with my chopsticks.
I sit on the throne while I watch you scream in pain. Then shot you in the head...