Control the Throne

i may have lost my time machine, but i can shave my teleportation device. i teleport to Time Machines 'R' Us (i own the place) and get a few damage proof time machines, that no one (beside Chuck Norris and Sumo Wrestlers) can destroy. i then go back in time again and........ i get the throne back!
 
SuperPaperFan said:
I used Chaos Control on you, blasting you into the sun.
That's...not what Chaos Control does.

I confiscate the throne from you as a punishment for this logical fallacy.
 
I'm guessing you don't understand Chaos Control. Once you control the emeralds, you can do anything with them.


I use the Portal gun from Portal and shoot a portal right underneath the throne, sucking you and the throne to the moon.

I buy a new throne, and claim it.
 
i use my time machine to go back in time to before Ultima found the throne, i shield it with the strongest materials in the universe.

I have claimed the throne again.