Control the Throne

Accio Throne

*zoom*

Throne share.
 
I slap Harry Potter and shoot him with a good old fashioned revolver.

As thousands of Harry Potter fanboys and fangirls cry out in grief, returning the universe to normal, I grab the throne in the confusion.
 
I appear and start playing disco music you get so annoyed that you give me the throne in exchange for me leaving
Throne get
 
Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man said:
I appear and start playing disco music you get so annoyed that you give me the throne in exchange for me leaving
That was a pretty good deal.

However, I'll need that throne as a bargaining chip in order to get you to leave me later.

Therefore I build a Eggman-bot and drop it on your head. Sonic kills you and I grab the throne.
 
My Disco moves protect me from hedgehogs and i return this time with a laser pointer and you give me the throne and some cookies in exchange for me leaving
Throne get