Control the Throne

[Magikrazy]

All this waiting gave me time to build a dimension portal. I travel back to the third dimension and destroy the throne with a bazooka.
Throne not!

 

[LN1]

ME:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-----
Medic:Oh don't be such a baby, thrones grow back.
*throne reappears*
*banishes Magikrazy to a place so good he'll never want to get out*
Throne Steal

 

[Nabber]

I call in Agent Tex to steal the throne. She gets it then randomly dies because she can never win and I steal the throne from her.
THRONE GET.

 

[User 101]

I use a tank and blow you out of the throne. Then I get a giant robot to fly you to Mercury and I sit peacefully on the throne.

throne get

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I pass a law through Congress and it is now illegal to sit upon the throne if your name is not Toad- or Nitwit-related.

Throne get.

 

[LN1]

I then take the throne out of this planet and put it in a place in which the Congress law doesn't apply, 'cause there always is one no matter what. I then decide to poop and pee on the throne and I stand next to it. Then I create a toucan stand where you can buy toucans.

Toucan stand create.

 

[User 101]

I follow you then I toss you back to Earth and make an invincible box to put my throne in with a roof and clean the throne off and sit on it.

Throne get.

 

[LN1]

Meanwhile I sell a lot of toucans to Mason.

Money get.

 

[Magikrazy]

Meanwhile, at a universe so great I never want to leave,
Good Magikrazy: Shouldn't you be trying to get the throne back?
Evil Magikrazy: What throne?

 

[Revin]

I take the throne back to a place in which the Congress law applies, and then sit on the throne, because that's what it's for, after all.

Throne share.

 

[Magikrazy]

Magikrazy: This place is great, but I wish I had a throne to sit on.
*Throne appears*
Magikrazy: Sweet!

Throne also!

P.S. I'm in my world, where the normal laws don't apply.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

So, technically, you're sitting on a separate throne. One that's on your world.

Throne share keep.

 

[LN1]

Meanwhile while selling toucans to Mason...
Mason, today you bought *incredibly long as hell number*toucans
It will cost you $*incredibly long as hell number*
*gets money*
I don't care about the throne. With this money I can buy any game I want and never be bored, and since I'm not on the planet I don't want to live on anymore, I'm even happier.

Happiness get.