I ask you politely if I can sit on the throne. You say "Okay" and I sit on the throne. I then proceed to bash your brains out with mah hammer, anyways.
My vaporized dust gets in your eyes, so you can't see. The other me whom you didn't vaporize pushes you into the earthquake I made. He then consumed every single cell of yours, assumed the throne and encased him and the throne in a protective bubble.
My evil half reassembles itself, bashes the brains out of Pokemon Trainer Red, and consumes my good half, thereby becoming a whole. My evil half is currently in control.