Control the Throne

[Magikrazy]

I ask you politely if I can sit on the throne. You say "Okay" and I sit on the throne. I then proceed to bash your brains out with mah hammer, anyways.

 

[Vinnie927]

^He wouldn't say OK

Throne get

 

[GalacticPetey]

I shoot you

Throne get

 

[Magikrazy]

I bash your brains out again with mah hammer. I gets an throne!!!11one

 

[User4042]

I say zxjznhkxjjcmcnmx and you o home crying. Throne get.

 

[Magikrazy]

I use mah hammer to create earthquakes. You fall in one and are sent to hell. I glue myself to the throne so I can't get kicked off.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I flew up and avoided the quake. I shoot you.

Throne get

 

[Magikrazy]

Just a flesh wound. I kick you off the throne and bash your brains out again (you sure do have a lot of brains)

 

[GalacticPetey]

I regenerate. I slice you in half

Throne get.

 

[Magikrazy]

Both my halfs regenerate, bash your brains out and thouroughly consume you. Throne got x2!

 

[GalacticPetey]

One cell of me survived and regenerates. I completely vaporize you so you can't regenerate.

Throne get

 

[Magikrazy]

My vaporized dust gets in your eyes, so you can't see. The other me whom you didn't vaporize pushes you into the earthquake I made. He then consumed every single cell of yours, assumed the throne and encased him and the throne in a protective bubble.

 

[User4042]

I caught GP and threw him in the lava. Then I got out and shared the throne with MK51. Throne share.

 

[Magikrazy]

My evil half reassembles itself, bashes the brains out of Pokemon Trainer Red, and consumes my good half, thereby becoming a whole. My evil half is currently in control.