Control the Throne

First of all, neither of us are human so we are not attracted to peach and I eat you and Dry Bowser.

Throne Keep.
 
You eat so much that you can't take it anymore. You die.

And I have Bowser attack you. Try eating him.

Oh wait, you fail. You run away.

I let Propeller Toad and his army of Toads have the throne.

Throne give away.
 
I send out an Electrode to use Explosion on both of you.
 
It explodes inside you.

I summon the Shadow Queen. Since she can't be eaten, you lose.