Control the Throne

[banjonator1]

I set the throne on fire and destroy it.
I build the official new one on a different planet.

Throne change. And then get.

 

[Revin]

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS?!?!?!

YOU CAN'T MAKE NEW THRONES! YOU CAN'T DESTROY THE ORIGINAL THRONE!

Throne Keep.

 

[banjonator1]

I kill you. Shrink the throne. Put it in my pocket. Transfer it to a vault in a distant contry with a million digit passcode. Throne get.

 

[Revin]

I open the vault.

Throne Share.

 

[banjonator1]

I knock you out and lock you in the vault.

Throne get.

 

[Revin]

My allies break me out, and we take the throne from you!

Throne Share.

 

[banjonator1]

I use my randomonesis to drop the safe on you, then your allies. I take the miniature throne and put it in my pocket for now. I put you and your cohorts unconcious body in the safe and send it on a collision course with the Sun.

Throne get

 

[LN1]

I had put a bomb in your pocket at some point without you noticing.You explode and your corpse is arrested for destroying the throne.They send the new one to me.

Throne get.

 

[banjonator1]

I use randomonesis to shoot the throne shards at you. Then I will them to reform into the throne. I also add a randomonesis force field around the throne.

Throne get

 

[LN1]

Unfortunately,your randomnesis becomes butter(it was one of the many options,not the worst though) and I use it to make a big sandwich of your corpse because you were dead and somehow used randomnesis.

Throne get.

 

[banjonator1]

Stick people...can't...DIE! HAHAHAHAHAHA! They just reform! The randomonesis butter explodes in your stomach!

Next, I shrink the throne to pill size and put it in a randomonesis capsule. Randomonesis would kill any others who try to ingest it, but I am its creator and know its secret. Then, I swallow it.

Throne Ingest. And get.

 

[LN1]

But they can be redrawn into other stuff.I redraw you into a neutron.Your randomnesis capsule becomes a present for me which contains the throne.You spit it out and I resize it to normal size.

Throne get.

 

[Nabber]

I take out a Staples button and press it.
Throne get.
"That was easy."

 

[LN1]

You stapled yourself to the wall and still sit on the throne.I take it away.

Easy Throne get.