Control the Throne

[Luigifreak]

I crush your diminutive stature without much effort with my massive girth. THRONE GET!

 

[Snowstalker]

I get a fish and throw it somewhere, see? And you go fetch it, see? And I take the empty throne, see?

 

[SuperAnthony]

I get a bag and put you in it, throw the bag in a warp pipe, and sit on the throne.

 

[Jesus Freak]

I sit in the throne at 3:00 in the morning and throw you in a warp pipe while you're asleep.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

I throw the warp pipe in the warp pipe which creates a paradox which eats all of you. I sit and claim the throne!

 

[Luigifreak]

Yes, but I exist between dimentions (i think??) so no paradox affects me. I crush you with a grandstone and take the throne.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

I walk up and punch you in the face! Throne is mine!

 

[Smiddle]

I was wearing an invisible mask that hurt your knuckles. The throne is mine.

 

[Luigifreak]

I show a time paradox from the chrono series to you. While you cry out in agony, I take the throne.

 

[Smiddle]

I adopt absolute monarchy and then I use money from taxes to get nukes. Throne get.

 

[Luigifreak]

I had just became one of your citizens. I evaded the nuke tax. When you realize that you had taxed just enough money to buy nukes, I turn sweeden against you. They remove you from power and I take the throne.

 

[Tehchomps]

I support Obama. I take the throne.

 

[Aiko Heiwa]

I support communism.

I take the throne.

 

[Booman]

I support Retardedness.

I take the throne.