Control the Throne

[SmartGuy]

Wrong, nothing pwns Chuck Norris, unless he feels like it, which he never does

I activate Nukes that will fire at whoever has the throne if the throne is stolen from me

I WIN!

 

[ShyGuy27]

I take the throne and give it to you. The nukes kill you. Meop.

 

[SmartGuy]

Logic conflict: the Nukes are designed to not go for me (I ebt you were expecting that)

YAY THRONE!

 

[Lario]

I use my armies of Inanimate Objects and Ro-bots to attack you all, but not for the Throne...

...Instead, I steal a cupcake.

 

[SmartGuy]

The throne is actually a transformer robot and it turns and destroys your army, I sit on it's shoulders while it destroys.

 

[ShyGuy27]

You let your guard down! I reprogram all your nukes to kill you. I then steal your throne and watch as you are blown up.

 

[SmartGuy]

I somehow survive and then press the (cliched) self destruct button in my pocket causing the throne robot thing to asplode, killing you, I then wiht the insurance money go to buy a brand new HD TV

TV GET!

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Screw the TV, Im getting a throne.

 

[SmartGuy]

I sit on your throne while watching TV :3

 

[Lario]

I release my other armies of Ro-bots and Inanimate Objects to steal a truesure more valuable than the Throne.

Truesure get!

 

[Nerdy Guy]

I distract everbody with a new topic in Mindless Junk, while I sneak up and steal the Throne.

I GOT THE THRONE!!

 

[ShyGuy27]

I'm gonna make a less awesome throne so that I'll keep mine while everyone else fights over the good one. And just to be sure, I super glue the throne to the ground and myself to the throne.

PERMA THRONE GET!!!!!

 

[SmartGuy]

THRONE GET!