Control the Throne

I turn into Shigero Miyamoto and you walk away due to the awkwardness of the situation

THRONE GET!
 
I move the Throne into the SEGA border where Shigero is not allowed, but since I think SEGA boring I don't go in to sit on it. So basicly the Throne is up for grabs for people who like (Or at least can withstand)SEGA.
 
I steal the throne, insure it and get a lot of lawyers, found a new country, keeps the throne safely there in a lot of boxes and locks in each other, build a stronghold with spikes and laser shooters, so that the throne is officially mine. :D
I hope no one realises I semi-stole this from Smiddle. ;D
 
I make you check your E-mail, then I switched your computer that only displays this. While try to figure out what's happening, I steal the Throne.
 
I discover that this is not my computor when I notice that the internet is wireless, mine isn't wireless, I taze you and takez back teh throne

THRONE GET!