Control the Throne

[Tyrell Badd]

No one will ever know about our secret wormhole.

 

[Lario]

Let me destroy the entrance...

 

[Tyrell Badd]

But we have no food! How are we supposed to survive?!

 

[Lario]

There's a massive throne made out of cookies over there...

 

[Tyrell Badd]

There's a massive throne made out of cookies over there...

But it's oatmeal and raisin cookies!

 

[Lario]

There's one chocolate chip cookie in the center........






























And it's MINE! Ha!

 

[Tyrell Badd]

I'll have to destroy then.

 

[Lario]

That or we'll end up resorting to...


a. canibalism.

b. living on a steady diet of thrones.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

That or we'll end up resorting to...


a. canibalism.

b. living on a steady diet of thrones.

But what about water. :/

 

[Lario]

There's another wormhole pouring out water from the H2O dimension...

 

[Tyrell Badd]

*goes near the hole and gets bit by a shark*
...

 

[Lario]

Grab a harpoon, I forgot about protein...

 

[Tyrell Badd]

I survived, but half my finger was eaten.
I'm feeling a bit weak.

 

[Lario]

Call for the Medic. I'll be right back...

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Heh heh heh, my plan worked. :D Now that he's gone, I will sit on this throne.

 

[Lario]

I'm not gone yet!


Well, just give me a second.

 

[Lario]

I'm back.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

*Gamefreak75's body lies in the throne motionless*

 

[ralphfan]

I slam Gamefreak75's head against the throne, rendering him unconscious. Then I fling his body into the Bay of Biscay, which is west of Spain.

THRONE GET

 

[Tyrell Badd]

^How did you discover our secret wormhole?!

 

[Lario]

^ You couldn't shut up...

 

[Tyrell Badd]

It's not my fault! I swear! Here!
*shoots Ralph with a disintegrater*
The throne is yours.

 

[Waffleraven497]

I dance, every one screams of torture, and Game Freak falls off his throne where i sit down and use him as footstool. :- )
FireBabyLuigi11

 

[Lario]

I grab Waffleraven by the neck and stuff him into a toaster. I turn it on and I keep him in it for an hour. After I take him out of it I decide to use him as a drink coaster, but I turn on the garbage disposal and I throw him in there.


After all of that I use Permanent Glue to keep a throne stuck to my floor for eternity. I also put 30 back-up thrones in the attic.

 

[Marioguy1]

Hm...I can't see what could possibly go wrong with a throne permanent glued to a non-fireproof house and thirty more not glued in the attic

To make it short: takes one throne, burns house, sits down

THRONE GET